jokes

[Adrian_D 520]

haven't read too many jokes around here lately....so here goes nothing

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a Call Center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him.

I have.

[flakko 1]

Why was Tigger staring at the toilet?

HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOH!

[ILuvJDM 0]

Why was Tigger staring at the toilet?

HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOH!

[Adrian_D 520]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mr._T

chit, i can't stop laughing.

[theabunai 3]

A young boy was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.

While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents asked him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?"

He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"