So. This farmer and a giraffe walks into a pub.

[TheeJayStaub 0]

Giraffe lays on the floor and sleeps.

Bartender says "oi whats that lion there"

Farmer says "oi thats no lion thats a giraffe".

Your welcome.

[Randal Johnson 544]

Rectum Stretcher

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a

bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in

wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic

patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To

which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what

do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop

stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher

do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my

way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand

in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I

slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just

what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked. "You give

him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00

Court Costs $45.00

Look on the Cop's Face.............. PRICELESS

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Moving to OT.