Duties of a wife!

[scriptoman7531 0]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given

their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America and

bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the

dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He

said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home

to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the

cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but

the

next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes

were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told

her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,

lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every

meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

didn't

see

anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down

and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a

bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a gardener.

***denim edit: lamer joke and byebye link***

[dave_Edwards 1]

<----trying to be nice-----how does THIS fit into ANYTHING we are talking about here----try off-topic.