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[ssh 924]

Mineral oil seems to be the most common. Fluorocarbons are the best, but cost way too much. I ran boinc for him for about a week, but it made my computer completely unusable.

I did some consulting work at SGI. Doused the processor with flourinert. It is a neat substance as it can be applied directly preheated to a degree or less under evap temp and then let nature do it's thing and relclaim it. I was a lead on the flow control mechanism for it. This was in the 90's though.

Sounds like an interesting project to work on.

its also pretty cool how it can be oxygenated to the point where one could technically breath it, though I think most if not all test subjects died a few days later.

Edited June 29, 2013 by stefanhinote

[sandt38 448]

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=kathy+ferreira&newwindow=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pK_MUaCQOcKZtQau24CQAg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1260&bih=705

 

 

I can not even begin to tell you what I would do with that.

 

Make it go on a diet?

 

Seriously, I love a shapely ass, but that bitch has hips as wide as a fucking french door.

[sandt38 448]

Mods can see my IP for each post correct? If so I think I should be in London for this post.

141.101.99.8

 

 

Yep, I see the same.

 

That IP is in Switzerland. Just a tad to the southwest of a town called Romoos.

 

IP address is numbered 141.101.99.8.

This IP address is fixed within Europe. IP Country code is EU. IP

address is assigned to "CloudFlare". In organization "CloudFlare". IP

address longitude is 8.0 and latitude is 47.0.

 

Input the long/lat on google maps or earth and you will see the location.

 

                 

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Quart of that stuff will keep you regular for sure.

 

Dissolve 1 Tbsp. of epsom salt in water. Wait for it...

[dem beats 1,223]

Quart of that stuff will keep you regular for sure.

Dissolve 1 Tbsp. of epsom salt in water. Wait for it...

Oh my god that would be brutal.

I ever tell you boys about when I missread the label for the laxitive as TBSP and not TSP?

[dem beats 1,223]

Directions said for a small or medium person 2 Tsp. I thought, oh 2 TBSP, I better have 3. I am much bigger than the 150 pound average person and I had been backed up for a couple days.

I was no longer backed up.

[ssh 924]

That's fucking hilarious. Hope you didn't have anything important to do that week.

[Godsmack 361]

Poor sewage system.

J

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

 

Quart of that stuff will keep you regular for sure.

Dissolve 1 Tbsp. of epsom salt in water. Wait for it...

Oh my god that would be brutal.

I ever tell you boys about when I missread the label for the laxitive as TBSP and not TSP?

 

Yep, that's what I did with the epsom salt. Supposed to be 1 Tsp.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Suffice to say I was no longer backed up either

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Magnesium is an EXCELLENT laxative

[dem beats 1,223]

That's fucking hilarious. Hope you didn't have anything important to do that week.

By some absolute crazy coincidence I had the weekend off. That never happens as I was working sales at the time.

[dem beats 1,223]

Quart of that stuff will keep you regular for sure.

Dissolve 1 Tbsp. of epsom salt in water. Wait for it...

Oh my god that would be brutal.

I ever tell you boys about when I missread the label for the laxitive as TBSP and not TSP?

Yep, that's what I did with the epsom salt. Supposed to be 1 Tsp.

Mine was an all natural "colon cleanse" product. I think it was basically Epsom and some herbs. Tasted like liquorice.

So, did you also pray to any got that might be listening to cool and sooth your anus?

I thought I was going to erode my O ring right off. The burning flow was so intense I literally lost vision for nano seconds.

[dem beats 1,223]

Poor sewage system.

J

It was all smooth sailing. Nothing to clog it up.

In fact on one of the initial high volume runs I was loosing fluid at such an intense rate the crapper flushed itself and just maintained the flush for a bit.

[Godsmack 361]

Yea but I bet the pipes eroded.

J

[dem beats 1,223]

Maybe. Lots and lots of acid and bile.

[///M5 2,833]

Yikes

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

 

 

 

Quart of that stuff will keep you regular for sure.

Dissolve 1 Tbsp. of epsom salt in water. Wait for it...

Oh my god that would be brutal.

I ever tell you boys about when I missread the label for the laxitive as TBSP and not TSP?

Yep, that's what I did with the epsom salt. Supposed to be 1 Tsp.

Mine was an all natural "colon cleanse" product. I think it was basically Epsom and some herbs. Tasted like liquorice.

So, did you also pray to any got that might be listening to cool and sooth your anus?

I thought I was going to erode my O ring right off. The burning flow was so intense I literally lost vision for nano seconds.

 

Didn't burn at all. Just felt like a fire hose spraying out of my colon. Wipe, go sit down for maybe five minutes, do it some more. Repeat for a couple hours. Fun.

[dem beats 1,223]

Lucky.

My natural remedy was agony. About 2 days of hell.

[ssh 924]

 

Okay Ladies! One and two and one and two...

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Sunny Lane, Kristian Rose, and Ava Rose.

 

How bad is it that I know damn near every porn actress that gets posted in the hop?

[dem beats 1,223]

Sunny Lane, Kristian Rose, and Ava Rose.

How bad is it that I know damn near every porn actress that gets posted in the hop?

Everyone has a talent.

I'm kind of proud.

[Godsmack 361]

Not bad at all.

J

[ssh 924]

Sunny Lane, Kristian Rose, and Ava Rose.

How bad is it that I know damn near every porn actress that gets posted in the hop?

Everyone has a talent.

I'm kind of proud.

Just about as funny as you taking a bunch of laxatives.