Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[Stephen93s10 40]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lol

[mikel7829 90]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lol

Kiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..

[Stephen93s10 40]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lol

Kiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..

Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lol

[mikel7829 90]

 

 

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lol

Kiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..

Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lol

 

WTF 

[Stephen93s10 40]

Mike are you on mobile or a computer?

[mikel7829 90]

Mike are you on mobile or a computer?

 

Mike are you on mobile or a computer?

Laptop at the moment..

[///M5 2,833]

Yeah Sean got me on Kosher salt and also using garlic powder instead of garlic salt. Thanks to him my food is tasting better. Just need a real kitchen to have more fun.

I hear you, where I live is small and the kitchen is like 12x15 lol

A 300 sq ft kitchen is a big ass kitchen.

[mikel7829 90]

Son of a bitch!!

 

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LOL..

[///M5 2,833]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lol

Kiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..

Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lol

While you are fucking your hand I am getting laid everyday. Hmmm.

[Stephen93s10 40]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lol

Kiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..

Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lol

While you are fucking your hand I am getting laid everyday. Hmmm.

Your boyfriend must be very happy

[Stephen93s10 40]

Anyone up?

[Adrian_D 520]

Sunday evening at 10:12 PM I get a parking violation ticket. Obviously somebody was pissed that they did not fit in the 5 feet of sidewalk next to the Jeep and called to report. So awesome, I love people who call to report parking violations. I have one office co-worker that does that, and he's so proud of it.

[Godsmack 361]

After 12 years I am done...Still on the base:(

 

https://youtu.be/RV5WqRnFejI

E-6..lol.  But I am so done...

I don't know why, but I cannot see your ass as an NCO, and if you were I can see a RFC rating.

J

[Godsmack 361]

Spent all night in the ER. Pretty tired/lagged atm. My brothers 15mo had a grand mal seizure and they can't figure out why. MRI/CT/Xray....all inconclusive. On a ventilator and stable, but to say it is touch and go is an understatement.

Sorry to hear Sean. If we can do anything, just ask. If need be I have some connections with the USF neuro department.

J

[Adrian_D 520]

Spent all night in the ER. Pretty tired/lagged atm. My brothers 15mo had a grand mal seizure and they can't figure out why. MRI/CT/Xray....all inconclusive. On a ventilator and stable, but to say it is touch and go is an understatement.

 

Holy crap, glad to hear she's better now 

[MKader17 332]

Anyone up?

Sick bastard

[Adrian_D 520]

Why would I not want to use the factory speaker wiring in the Jeep?

Factory wires run from under the rear seat to front and rear doors and to the dash. I want to install my amps under the rear seat. 

I'd just have to run positive power and a USB cable. DONE. 

 

Rated power for the amps: 2x115w @ 4 ohms (full-ranges are 8 ohms though) and 2 x 200w @ 8 ohms for midbass. 

[Adrian_D 520]

If I get real clever I could transform the factory wiring from the head unit to the amp into my USB cable. 

[Adrian_D 520]

But I should just buy a good quality USB cable and call it a day 

[Stephen93s10 40]

Anyone up?

Sick bastard

Not like that

[///M5 2,833]

Why would I not want to use the factory speaker wiring in the Jeep?

Factory wires run from under the rear seat to front and rear doors and to the dash. I want to install my amps under the rear seat. 

I'd just have to run positive power and a USB cable. DONE. 

 

Rated power for the amps: 2x115w @ 4 ohms (full-ranges are 8 ohms though) and 2 x 200w @ 8 ohms for midbass.

Only real reason not to is to not cut the stock wires or if you need more, ie running active and needing 2 pairs instead of a single. I also have to say I don't understand not running active....which means running new wires.

[///M5 2,833]

But I should just buy a good quality USB cable and call it a day

Yeah, don't spend that $3 lol

[Adrian_D 520]

 

Why would I not want to use the factory speaker wiring in the Jeep?

Factory wires run from under the rear seat to front and rear doors and to the dash. I want to install my amps under the rear seat. 

I'd just have to run positive power and a USB cable. DONE. 

 

Rated power for the amps: 2x115w @ 4 ohms (full-ranges are 8 ohms though) and 2 x 200w @ 8 ohms for midbass.

Only real reason not to is to not cut the stock wires or if you need more, ie running active and needing 2 pairs instead of a single. I also have to say I don't understand not running active....which means running new wires.

 

 

Fullranges in dash - factory wires already there. If I want to move them to the A-pillar it's no problem

Midbass in front doors - factory wires already there. 

 

With the way everything is laid out, using the factory wiring is the easiest option. 

[Adrian_D 520]

I am going to run active. I found a solution to use OTG and change on the Note2, so I'll be building the USB DAC. Digital signal over I2S into the MiniDSP and DAC analog out for the sub. I ordered the MiniDSP today 

I don't need anything special processing-wise for the sub, the Zapco has an LP filter. All I'd have to add is a pot on analog out of the DAC to control the subwoofer level. 

[nem 2,019]