Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[ssh 924]

 

I'm retarded. Just spent the last hour trying to curve fit data that I got from an equation.

 Equation??  

 

Yeah, you know like y=mx+b or y=x^2?

[dem beats 1,223]

Stop your fangled science talk!

We don't like that smart stuff.

[mikel7829 90]

• y = ax + b

  Where a is the slope, and b is the y-intercept

  1. y = x + 6

  m (slope) = 1

  b (y-intercept) = 6

  2. 4x + 2y = 6 (first, subtract 4x from sides)

  2y = -4x + 6 (divide both sides by 2 to isolate the y)

  y = -2x + 3

  m (slope) = -2

  b (y-intercept) = 3

  3. 3x + 3y = 6 (subtract 3x from each side)

  3y = -3x + 6 (divide by 3)

  y = -1x + 2

  m (slope) = -1

  b (y-intercept) = 2 

   

   

  lol

[ssh 924]

Stop your fangled science talk!

We don't like that smart stuff.

Okay I need a belt. My budget is $800. I need it to hold my pants up. Suggestions?

 

[dem beats 1,223]

Letters don't belong in numbers!

Crazy wizzards!

[dem beats 1,223]

Stop your fangled science talk!

We don't like that smart stuff.

Okay I need a belt. My budget is $800. I need it to hold my pants up. Suggestions?

Hermes.

Luis V is for the neuvoriche

[ssh 924]

Unless you're 1337.

[ssh 924]

 

 

Stop your fangled science talk!

We don't like that smart stuff.

Okay I need a belt. My budget is $800. I need it to hold my pants up. Suggestions?

Hermes.

Luis V is for the neuvoriche

 

 

The texture on those is no good.

[dem beats 1,223]

http://m.usa.hermes.com/man/belts/belts/configurable-product-065980ck.html?color_hermes=VERT%20BRONZE/ORANGE&size_hermes=080&nuance=1&back_search=q+belt%7Cback_from_product+1

Street price should be around $800

[dem beats 1,223]

Stop your fangled science talk!

We don't like that smart stuff.

Okay I need a belt. My budget is $800. I need it to hold my pants up. Suggestions?

Hermes.

Luis V is for the neuvoriche

The texture on those is no good.

You have 2 options, savers or the best.

I think Hermes know a what texture you need better than you.

[ssh 924]

http://m.usa.hermes.com/man/belts/belts/configurable-product-065980ck.html?color_hermes=VERT%20BRONZE/ORANGE&size_hermes=080&nuance=1&back_search=q+belt%7Cback_from_product+1

Street price should be around $800

"Hermes, for the stupidest motherfucker."

[mikel7829 90]

 

 

 

 

Stop your fangled science talk!

We don't like that smart stuff.

Okay I need a belt. My budget is $800. I need it to hold my pants up. Suggestions?

Hermes.

Luis V is for the neuvoriche

The texture on those is no good.

You have 2 options, savers or the best.

I think Hermes know a what texture you need better than you.

 

[mikel7829 90]

 

http://m.usa.hermes.com/man/belts/belts/configurable-product-065980ck.html?color_hermes=VERT%20BRONZE/ORANGE&size_hermes=080&nuance=1&back_search=q+belt%7Cback_from_product+1

Street price should be around $800

"Hermes, for the stupidest motherfucker."

 

No that would be Obama!!

[ssh 924]

I mean that shit is like Rock Auto and their listing for a flux capacitor.

Edited January 17, 2015 by ssh

[mikel7829 90]

[mikel7829 90]

I mean that shit is like Rock Auto and their listing for a flux capacitor.

85 miles an hr...I am glad you said that shit I think this is what I will watch tonight all 3...

[dem beats 1,223]

Just gave me an idea for cologne. Base smells will be strippers and old people.

That shit will be hot fire.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Okay, computer geeks.  I need to connect to a security gate controller via serial cable.  According to the controller manufacturer, I need to configure something on my modem.  Unfortunately, I have no modem on neither of my laptops, and I can not find any information on another way to do it.  Does anyone know if I can get a USB modem and use that.  I don't quite understand why I need a modem when I will be connecting via serial cable versus telephone cable.  Computer stupid here.

[dem beats 1,223]

One of those days 2 - Candide Thovex:

[dem beats 1,223]

Okay, computer geeks. I need to connect to a security gate controller via serial cable. According to the controller manufacturer, I need to configure something on my modem. Unfortunately, I have no modem on neither of my laptops, and I can not find any information on another way to do it. Does anyone know if I can get a USB modem and use that. I don't quite understand why I need a modem when I will be connecting via serial cable versus telephone cable. Computer stupid here.

If you have no modem why do you have a security gate?

[dem beats 1,223]

I'm missing something.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

 

Okay, computer geeks. I need to connect to a security gate controller via serial cable. According to the controller manufacturer, I need to configure something on my modem. Unfortunately, I have no modem on neither of my laptops, and I can not find any information on another way to do it. Does anyone know if I can get a USB modem and use that. I don't quite understand why I need a modem when I will be connecting via serial cable versus telephone cable. Computer stupid here.

If you have no modem why do you have a security gate?

 

 

 

The security gate is at work.  The controller got messed up in a power outage and I am trying to hook a computer up to it to see if I can reprogram it versus spending thousands on a new controller.

[ssh 924]

Okay, computer geeks.  I need to connect to a security gate controller via serial cable.  According to the controller manufacturer, I need to configure something on my modem.  Unfortunately, I have no modem on neither of my laptops, and I can not find any information on another way to do it.  Does anyone know if I can get a USB modem and use that.  I don't quite understand why I need a modem when I will be connecting via serial cable versus telephone cable.  Computer stupid here.

 

Is there a manual online I could read?

[mikel7829 90]

Okay, computer geeks.  I need to connect to a security gate controller via serial cable.  According to the controller manufacturer, I need to configure something on my modem.  Unfortunately, I have no modem on neither of my laptops, and I can not find any information on another way to do it.  Does anyone know if I can get a USB modem and use that.  I don't quite understand why I need a modem when I will be connecting via serial cable versus telephone cable.  Computer stupid here.

Why would you need a modem for this   Enable remote access....and pm me your ip.....

[Tirefryr 1,742]

 

Okay, computer geeks.  I need to connect to a security gate controller via serial cable.  According to the controller manufacturer, I need to configure something on my modem.  Unfortunately, I have no modem on neither of my laptops, and I can not find any information on another way to do it.  Does anyone know if I can get a USB modem and use that.  I don't quite understand why I need a modem when I will be connecting via serial cable versus telephone cable.  Computer stupid here.

 

Is there a manual online I could read?

 

http://www.linearcorp.com/pdf/manuals/AXNET_226505.pdf

 

Here are the instructions for connecting:

 

http://www.linearcorp.com/faq/pdf-638.html