Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[ssh 924]

 

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

 

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

[ssh 924]

rest of you are fucking weird

[ssh 924]

[Stephen93s10 40]

Problem with guitars is you have to play them so long distance searches are out. Makes it hard to find. If they had only made mine in a non-painted neck I wouldn't even think about it.

It's amazing how two guitars of the same maker, design, and materials can have different nuances in sounds and feel.

J

I like watching Pawn stars when they bring in the guitars,I was amazed at some of the prices they bring! I know nothing at all about them never knew the could be that expensive.

I enjoy watching pawn stars and other various shows on the history channel also but half the shit is staged

[Stephen93s10 40]

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Drinking again lol?

[///M5 2,833]

And seriously, if you do not only don't get caught but don't share.

 

For the life of me I can't quite contemplate what it was supposed to accomplish either.  And please, no, don't tell us.

[///M5 2,833]

And if you want to really shit lava I'll send you some spice powder.  Everything grown locally in it, but don't let that fool you.

[mikel7829 90]

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

Whats wrong with that? Surley nobody drinks out of it.

And besides it was the only way I could get relief at the moment..Hey you gotta do what you gotta do right?

[topgun 262]

Last time I looked the sink was not a bidet.

[mikel7829 90]

Last time I looked the sink was not a bidet.

It was pretty uncomfortable at that you should have seen my big ass squating like that.

[ssh 924]

 

 

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

Whats wrong with that? Surley nobody drinks out of it.

And besides it was the only way I could get relief at the moment..Hey you gotta do what you gotta do right?

 

I'm always amazed at the shit people do that they consider normal or okay.

[pmureika 31]

 

 

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

Whats wrong with that? Surley nobody drinks out of it.

And besides it was the only way I could get relief at the moment..Hey you gotta do what you gotta do right?

 

You didn't have to eat the peppers !

[mikel7829 90]

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

Whats wrong with that? Surley nobody drinks out of it.And besides it was the only way I could get relief at the moment..Hey you gotta do what you gotta do right?

You never done anything like that?

I'm always amazed at the shit people do that they consider normal or okay.

[mikel7829 90]

That quote was all jacked up! On my galaxy 3 lol

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

120 car pile up on the I-94 near Battle Creek holy shit

[nem 2,019]

This on time at band camp.....

[mikel7829 90]

This on time at band camp.....

I did shit myself when I slid into second base at 4H camp..Damn stomach virus!

[Godsmack 361]

Problem with guitars is you have to play them so long distance searches are out. Makes it hard to find. If they had only made mine in a non-painted neck I wouldn't even think about it.

It's amazing how two guitars of the same maker, design, and materials can have different nuances in sounds and feel.

J

I like watching Pawn stars when they bring in the guitars,I was amazed at some of the prices they bring! I know nothing at all about them never knew the could be that expensive.

I enjoy watching pawn stars and other various shows on the history channel also but half the shit is staged

They may be, but they are still entertaining. At least you can learn a little history while you watch.

J

[///M5 2,833]

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

Whats wrong with that? Surley nobody drinks out of it.

And besides it was the only way I could get relief at the moment..Hey you gotta do what you gotta do right?

I can't believe you actually asked what is wrong with that. Better question is why do you think it is acceptable.

[dem beats 1,223]

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

I bet $50 you have done crazier.

[nem 2,019]

Just don't set down on the facet with the cold water running.  

[mikel7829 90]

 

 

 

Ok..So there was a awkward moment at work today.I ate a dish with lots of jalepeno's and some other unknown peppers,needless to say not long after I got a case of the bubble guts! afterwards my ass felt like I shit lava! Anyway i proceed to fill the sink up with cold water and stand on the counter and squat and soak my rectum in the cool water "tea bagging the sink" I look up and someone was looking at me guess I was dead wrong about nobody being on that floor..LMAO Now when I pass by they will not even look at me..I need help on how to explain this! All I could come up with at the moment was telling them I was just making a funny video..But I dont think they will buy it.

How about you don't put your ass in the sink. WTF?

 

Whats wrong with that? Surley nobody drinks out of it.

And besides it was the only way I could get relief at the moment..Hey you gotta do what you gotta do right?

 

I can't believe you actually asked what is wrong with that. Better question is why do you think it is acceptable.

 

No worse then washing my hands in the sink after I took a dump and used single ply toilet paper 

[mikel7829 90]

A little free advice!

 

So my Ex comes over for a little alone time "booty call" and she gives me a over the counter sex stimulator capsule "some shit called something rider" I did not know rather to be offended or excited,leaning more toward offended! It's suppose to make me last longer WTF? Anyway..So i accept And about 30 minutes later I start feeling my heartbeat in my ass! Just my fucking luck I guess the little magic capsule did not take the path of least resistance and go were intended..Instead went strait for a hemorrhoid like a heat seeking missile which swelled to the diameter of a good size prune!And when I started tripping on this her ass left.."I think she did this on purpose" Now my ass is itching and burning,not to mention. I'm having to stand while i type this,and I can count my "pulse per min" by the throbbing in my ass!

 

So my advice is..DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT IF YOU HAVE SWOLLEN BLOOD VESSELS IN YOUR ASS!!!

 

michael

[dem beats 1,223]

Get that roid cut out man. That's bad news.

[mikel7829 90]

Get that roid cut out man. That's bad news.

Already done!!