Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[SGunnem 51]

I only ordered 2

Eh, it's just two weeks salary.

 

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Have you been wishing lately that your man had more mojo than no-no?

More raging bull than bull that just sort of walks around really calm?

You are not alone. If you and your boo have lost that sexy love monster

that made you go bump in the night, then maybe you need to ramp up your

foreplay from fore to eight.

What better way to reach his softer side than to awaken his most

secret soft spots, those little-known erogenous zones you can’t even

find in a biology book? Here is a list of your man’s all-time favorite

secret pleasure spots guaranteed to drive him Mary-Todd-level crazy.

1. The penis.
2. The tip of the penis.
3. The base of the penis.
4. The middle of the penis.
5. The right side of the penis.
6. The left side of the penis.
7. The northeastern side of the penis.
8. The first third of the penis
9. The second third of the penis.
10. The third third of the penis.
11. The starboard side of the penis.
12. The bottom of the penis.
13. The top of the penis.
14. The area of the penis that’s like three inches from the tip on his right like a little bit below halfway down.
15. The entire penis.

[MKader17 332]

Damn the plate setter was expensive.

[dem beats 1,223]

I dislike my trainer.

SOB

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

WE WANT TO PUMP

 

*clap*

 

YOU UP

[OuTLaWeD 110]

No luck is worse than Ryan's car buying luck.

He needs to go rub chills lucky nut.

hahahaha, luck hurts bro

[OuTLaWeD 110]

Loopy Vodka, drink it straight and it taste like fruit loops!

[nem 2,019]

Damn the plate setter was expensive.

 

But worth it.

[dem beats 1,223]

Yesterday, I sit with this trainer. The other FNG is really nervous about being in sales and asks 6-7 times about if he doesn't sell well if he will be fired. I tell him specifically if he follows the training he won't need to worry about money or selling poorly. I try to throw enthusiasm at the training even though it is branding and phone answering training. I specifically try to not mention previous sales methods and just keep it energetic and try to listen to the trainer.

He holds me back and tells me to not give advice to the other new guy as he wants to make sure he learns it the new way and doesn't want me to taint him. I felt like shit apologized and asked him when I did that so I can correct my behavior. He actually ssid he couldn't think of a time specifically just that I kept doing it.....

I had a shitty experience when I came in to fax some paperwork on an internal fax maching when a kinkos fax machine wouldn't work.

My whole reason taking this risk was that I thought this passive aggressive culture was gone when this new company took over. I am debating if I saw something to this guy or not. It sucks. He is only 1 year in, not as successful in dollars as I was and I managed the training store myself. I worked hard to not bring that baggage and pride to the table and he capped the day with that big shit stain.

[dem beats 1,223]

Also made me look like an idiot when I asked if the date was the first and he said yes, then corrected himself after I sent the email. I think that was an honest mistake based on an earlier conversation though.

Either way I was the one who looks dumb.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[ssh 924]

Well I fucked up. Wrote some code to delete a folder recursively, and it ended up deleting a huge portion of the hdd. Hopefully I can get it all back.

[Adrian_D 520]

Awesome, looks like an over-enthusiastic tech adept, which I loathe 

[Adrian_D 520]

I did not mean you Stefan, although your mini-virus seems like things we played with in high-school. Only we were writing massive amounts of garbage data

[Adrian_D 520]

Among the silly things we did during high-school computer science labs was putting printscreens of the software instead of the actual software and claiming the PC froze, no more lab work 

[Adrian_D 520]

Tomorrow looks like a nice day for a ride, I'll probably put some miles on the hills close to the work campus. 

[jonbearsmt 919]

home girl has a mouth on her.. fucking asshole.

[Godsmack 361]

Once I get a house an egg is on the list.

J

Backwards

Fixored

Once I get an egg a house is on the list.

J

^this

The reason I said it that way, is because I know I'll be in an apartment/condo for the first little bit, and it just seems more of a 'down the road' purchase for me.

J

[The enD 467]

I see no reason for a down vote button on replies. It's only causing drama.

The up-vote is good, the other should go.

[///M5 2,833]

But it is fun to down vote Kevin.<br /><br />Actually I haven't done it, but it makes me laugh when I see it.

[The enD 467]

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[jonbearsmt 919]

lol who  down voted me lol.  

Edited May 4, 2013 by bigjon

[Adrian_D 520]

Wasn't me

[The enD 467]

lol who  down voted me lol.  

haters gonna hate

[OuTLaWeD 110]

i liked it better when you could actually see who upvoted and down voted somebody.