Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[sandt38 448]

 

 

A real electrician wouldn't light themselves up and therefore no pissing.

Actually I have been unemployed for about 10 years..Can you get me a job?

Move to California and work with me Burger King is always hiring

 

 

Yeah, but he is always gonna have to work all the shifts you blow off.

[///M5 2,833]

The name of your business isn't for you, it is for your distance. A personal touch is what you described as your differentiator so why are you afraid to make the name personal?

Because I live in the South. Seth is a NY Jew name (no, I am not Jewish). Not sure how that will fly. You know all the old Jew stigmas.

That is just my feeling.

So what, Seth's Auto?

I didn't realize Seth was a Jewish name, lol. No Seth's here are Jewish that I know of. As for the auto I think something more personal relating to the message you shared above.

If you really don't want to use Seth it is time for you to pick yourself a nickname and use that. Goal is to make it personal

[///M5 2,833]

A real electrician wouldn't light themselves up and therefore no pissing.

Actually I have been unemployed for about 10 years..Can you get me a job?

Move to California and work with me Burger King is always hiring

Yeah, but he is always gonna have to work all the shifts you blow off.

rofl. And of course have to live in the shit hole that is called CA

[topgun 262]

Think the # 13 is unlucky?

 

The Apollo 13 left the launchpad @ 13:13 hours on April 13th...WTF!! 

 

They launched on the 11th.  

[mikel7829 90]

 

Think the # 13 is unlucky?

 

The Apollo 13 left the launchpad @ 13:13 hours on April 13th...WTF!! 

 

They launched on the 11th.  

 

Well it ignited the 13th...Knew it was something like that.

 

http://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/the-hard-won-triumph-of-the-apollo-13-mission-45-years-later

[dem beats 1,223]

Seth's Auto and Hybrid Emporium!

Edited July 10, 2015 by dem beats

[dem beats 1,223]

If you go with a nickname, pick Rusty. Every mechanic shop has a guy named rusty or a guy named scooter.

Edited July 10, 2015 by dem beats

[nem 2,019]

Wish I could offer you some input Seth, but I suck at naming. I can how ever offer jingles to are catchy. 

 

If your tired of being fucked around, then come on down to Seth's Auto and Hybrid Emporium for the best service you ever had!

[mikel7829 90]

Wish I could offer you some input Seth, but I suck at naming. I can how ever offer jingles to are catchy. 

 

If your tired of being fucked around, then come on down to Seth's Auto and Hybrid Emporium for the best service you ever had!

They actually had one in a town not far from that I would pass on the commute everyday that said "We geek at C&J automotive" I thought some smart ass kid changed it but it stayed like that for months..

[ssh 924]

 

The name of your business isn't for you, it is for your distance. A personal touch is what you described as your differentiator so why are you afraid to make the name personal?

 

Because I live in the South. Seth is a NY Jew name (no, I am not Jewish). Not sure how that will fly. You know all the old Jew stigmas.

 

That is just my feeling.

 

So what, Seth's Auto?

 

 

"Take it to Seth's Auto"

"Nah that's a motherfucking jew shop"

"Amen brother"

 

Just change your name.

 

All jokes aside Seth doesn't scream Jewish to me.

 

and the slogan: "we fix what others can't"

[ssh 924]

or "we fuck shit up, in the good kind of way!"

[ssh 924]

"We promise to increase your MPG"

[ssh 924]

Okay I'm done being a smart ass, I can't help it sometimes.

[mikel7829 90]

Git-R-Done Automotive

[Stephen93s10 40]

A real electrician wouldn't light themselves up and therefore no pissing.

Actually I have been unemployed for about 10 years..Can you get me a job?

Move to California and work with me Burger King is always hiring

Yeah, but he is always gonna have to work all the shifts you blow off.

Thats fucked up lol

[dem beats 1,223]

"We promise to increase your MPG"

Free HP boost with your first service.

[mikel7829 90]

 

"We promise to increase your MPG"

Free HP boost with your first service.

 

Free tire air change with your first service.

[mikel7829 90]

 

 

 

 

A real electrician wouldn't light themselves up and therefore no pissing.

Actually I have been unemployed for about 10 years..Can you get me a job?

Move to California and work with me Burger King is always hiring

Yeah, but he is always gonna have to work all the shifts you blow off.

Thats fucked up lol

 

No whats fucked up is,I am all the way on the other side of North America and your trying to get me to cover your shifts 

[mikel7829 90]

Roku 3 should be here tomorrow I think...What makes no sense it came from New Orleans, LA. Only to go about 150 miles north of me to Nashville,"Went directly already through my county once" It left Nashville at 3:17 am this morning...So now it has to come back south 150 miles or so back towards New Orleans on the same Interstate it was on in the first place....WTF...lol

[Stephen93s10 40]

A real electrician wouldn't light themselves up and therefore no pissing.

Actually I have been unemployed for about 10 years..Can you get me a job?

Move to California and work with me Burger King is always hiring

Yeah, but he is always gonna have to work all the shifts you blow off.

Thats fucked up lol

No whats fucked up is,I am all the way on the other side of North America and your trying to get me to cover your shifts

Ill throw in a 24 pack and a fat hooker...Deal?

[mikel7829 90]

 

 

 

 

 

 

A real electrician wouldn't light themselves up and therefore no pissing.

Actually I have been unemployed for about 10 years..Can you get me a job?

Move to California and work with me Burger King is always hiring

Yeah, but he is always gonna have to work all the shifts you blow off.

Thats fucked up lol

No whats fucked up is,I am all the way on the other side of North America and your trying to get me to cover your shifts

Ill throw in a 24 pack and a fat hooker...Deal?

 

How fat?

[mikel7829 90]

I have made progress all jokes aside on my drinking!

[mikel7829 90]

Woot!!!!!   Just got a great deal on a new book!!!!!! 

[mikel7829 90]

What would you pay for a brand new in box Monster power powerbar 1100 ?

[Stephen93s10 40]

A real electrician wouldn't light themselves up and therefore no pissing.

Actually I have been unemployed for about 10 years..Can you get me a job?

Move to California and work with me Burger King is always hiring

Yeah, but he is always gonna have to work all the shifts you blow off.

Thats fucked up lol

No whats fucked up is,I am all the way on the other side of North America and your trying to get me to cover your shifts

Ill throw in a 24 pack and a fat hooker...Deal?

How fat?

5Ft7 and lets say 250 deal lol?