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You fuckers. WE finally got some snow. A whopping inch or some shit. Barely covers the ground, fucking useless. WHere's my FOOT

 

You should've seen what was in Austria last week on the company ski trip. 3 feet of snow everywhere where it wasn't compacted for ski / sleddog tracks.

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I was very very tempted to drive the Jeep through the snow but with austrian rules I think I would've gotten a fine. I did get snow in my wheels, which froze and I had a nice shimmy when going faster than 60 mph. 

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I have the most horrible luck with cars. Alternator stopped charging on the way home from the ski trip. I had the wall charger with me so we drive, stop for charging, drive again. After a 1 hour charge I decide to step up from going 70 mph to going 85 since I had a limited supply of current. Bam, viscous water heater clutch goes, it starts to get chewed by the pulley, molten plastic flying everywhere under the good and smells horrible. Ok, back to 60-65 to keep the revs down and wait until there's no more clutch to burn. 

To save current I took out the right side low-beam bulb and all the extra parking lights the previous owner installed in the taillights, dimmed all the lights, music off, heater off. 

 

This time I got home on my own power. 

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Also, my wife's rule is to make sure I don't knock them up or bring home anything itchy.

So she encourages me to "bang all the whores I'm fucking in the Ass so she can't blame the kid on you."

 

It's a trap !

Trap trap trap trap trap

 

My girlfriend jokingly sets some of these traps up and I love to call them out :D

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Where has Teo been too???

:-/

 

He's been pretty caught up in his projects as far as I can tell from Facebook 

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Amazed I have not put my fist through the monitor.  Yay AutoCAD 2004.

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Amazed I have not put my fist through the monitor. Yay AutoCAD 2004.

and here I thought my 2011 version was old

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Amazed I have not put my fist through the monitor.  Yay AutoCAD 2004.

I hate that shit! Nothing as boring as drawing some 3D Duct layouts...

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Pierce LOTS of roast beef sammiches though!!!!

 Any nice ones? My luck I would only get the ones with high mileage and over weight sad.png

 

I would say 9 out of 10 are under age 25. Most of that other slice are not older than 30. Every once in a while we get an alley cat, thats when you pray the other guy gets it! So yeah, they are pretty much all VERY bangable.

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Purchased the Borgeson aftermarket power steering for the Mustang this morning!!! Is painful to watch the W drive without.Doh.gif

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I was pissed when I went to Ozzfest and Ozzy played with Black Sabbath.  

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Interwebz upgrade got me 48.28 Mbps down and 12.01 up smile.png

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Nope. Just had a guy call and ask if i pierce dick. I told I'm not touching your dick MF.

My luck is shit now days..It could be raining pussies and I would get hit in the head with a dick! sad.png

Not in the mouth?

I loled so hard I spooked the wife.

Good stuff.

For Mike however, it doesn't have to be raining to get a Dick in his mouth.

 

That is just messed up ! madsign.gif

 

 

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Leatherman SuperTool 300 came today. Nifty fucker, if a bit on the hefty side.

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Leatherman SuperTool 300 came today. Nifty fucker, if a bit on the hefty side.

Strap on?

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Noise I could care less about. Thought about just buying a big ole fan at Target and taking the case off and nailing it with air.

I have a boatload of fans and a few gaming cases if you need.. extra stuff laying around... no junk! ..

 

 

Michael

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Yes. I didn't look in it lol. For all I know the fans died months ago.

My..... My eye is twitching in frustration.

I really don't use the computer. It doesn't fit on my lap so well and I pretty much think tablet interfaces are garbage. Until you can type on one I am not interested.

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I have the most horrible luck with cars. Alternator stopped charging on the way home from the ski trip. I had the wall charger with me so we drive, stop for charging, drive again. After a 1 hour charge I decide to step up from going 70 mph to going 85 since I had a limited supply of current. Bam, viscous water heater clutch goes, it starts to get chewed by the pulley, molten plastic flying everywhere under the good and smells horrible. Ok, back to 60-65 to keep the revs down and wait until there's no more clutch to burn. 

To save current I took out the right side low-beam bulb and all the extra parking lights the previous owner installed in the taillights, dimmed all the lights, music off, heater off. 

 

This time I got home on my own power.

Lord. Nice work and booo.

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Fans are all spinning, temps at 40C.

How should I stress it?

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Noise I could care less about. Thought about just buying a big ole fan at Target and taking the case off and nailing it with air.

I have a boatload of fans and a few gaming cases if you need.. extra stuff laying around... no junk! ..

 

 

Michael

Thanks dude. It isn't a great case, but it isn't horse dung either. Thermaltake something or other that comes completely apart and is aluminum with spots for 120's.

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