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Seth are you going to get drunk again an send me those nasty PM's?

DMT and porn fueled thermal images of Russell the one eyed love muscle. Better you than me.

 

 

 

I actually heard of people using it during sex. I can't even stand up, much less fuck...

 

Truth be told, I did manage to walk once. I felt like I was bouncing up and down like I was in a car with no shocks in super slow motion. Every step was an action and reaction. The room was bobbing like I was on open seas. It was a difficult proposition. I imagine fucking would be cool, but I couldn't even begin to imagine getting a hard on like that.

 

Sounds like the recipe could use some tweeking. add some amphetamines to the cocktail perhaps?

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But honestly, you see thermal images. The colors look exactly like that, now that you mention it. Not just close, but exactly! Remember how I described colors? Lots of orange, reds, and blues! There were whites too.

 

Alex_Grey-Oversoul.jpg

 

No shit, this is the stuff you see. Same colors, same images.

Progressive-art-vision

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You sent Mike thermal Dick picks and not me Seth?

Bogus.

 

 

I've known mike longer. I'm kinda shy.

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 the current hybrids are Rube Goldberg.

 

Back to the Think tanks.

 

Thermal propulsion... 

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I have got these nasty pics for years...

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Whats a good aftermarket shiftier for the slushbox in the Mustang? I rebuilt the factory one but its flimsy feeling at best. I can see my doh-zer ass breaking the factory one right quick. So far have been leaning towards the B&M Hammer . Open to suggestions.

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Seth are you going to get drunk again an send me those nasty PM's?

DMT and porn fueled thermal images of Russell the one eyed love muscle. Better you than me.

 

 

 

I actually heard of people using it during sex. I can't even stand up, much less fuck...

 

Truth be told, I did manage to walk once. I felt like I was bouncing up and down like I was in a car with no shocks in super slow motion. Every step was an action and reaction. The room was bobbing like I was on open seas. It was a difficult proposition. I imagine fucking would be cool, but I couldn't even begin to imagine getting a hard on like that.

 

Sounds like the recipe could use some tweeking. add some amphetamines to the cocktail perhaps?

 

 

It is too quick. It all honestly happens within 15 minutes. You breathe the hit in, and before you exhale you are seeing God.

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And fucking on straight meth is not gonna happen.

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But honestly, you see thermal images. The colors look exactly like that, now that you mention it. Not just close, but exactly! Remember how I described colors? Lots of orange, reds, and blues! There were whites too.

 

Alex_Grey-Oversoul.jpg

 

No shit, this is the stuff you see. Same colors, same images.

Progressive-art-vision

 

 

A large part of Alex Grey's art is DMT induced and psylisobin induced images.

 

Maynard writes of this in TOOL tunes. One of which is Rosetta Stoned...

 

 

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51.

Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.

Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...

Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,

did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way,

Like an apparition,

He had me crying out,

"Fuck me,

It's gotta be,

Deadhead Chemistry,

The blotter got right on top of me,

Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.

He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."

Me. The Chosen One?

They chose me!!!

And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You better.

You better.

You better.

You better listen.

Then he looked right through me

With somniferous almond eyes.

Don't even know what that means

Must remember to write it down.

This is so real.

Like the time he floated away.

See my heart is pounding,

'Cause this shit never happens to me.

Can't breathe, right now!

It was so real.

Like I woke up in Wonderland.

All sort of terrifying.

And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story.

And can anyone tell me why

you all sound like Peanut's parents

Will I ever be coming down?

This is so real.

Finally it's my lucky day.

See my heart is racing,

'Cause this shit never happens to me.

Can't breathe, right now!

You believe me, don't you?

Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain't touring.

And this wasn't all in my head.

See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,

Then they showed me something.

I don't even know where to begin.

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.

I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.

GOD DAMN. SHIT THE BED!

(high... I I I I I... high... I I I I I)

(high)

[repeated]

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.

Such a heavy burden now to be the one.

Born to bear and read to all

The details of our ending.

To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen,

Shit the bed again,

Typical.

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.

I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?

SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRARED.

WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD.

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.

GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED!

I...!!!

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME.

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME

MADE OUT TO BE A HERO!!!

Can't remember what they said.

BOB HELP ME.

Can't remember what they said.

DON'T KNOW.

WON'T KNOW.

[repeated]

GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED!

 

Bolded and underlined...

 

Look at 10,000 days. The entire artwork selection is based on DMT trips.

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And FWIW, I have a lot of local friends who have blasted off, and read a lot online about people who blasted off. This isn't people who studied it like me before they did it. The majority of people who blast off report images that are all eerily similar. While they may not be exact, they are close enough that the connection is easy to see. These colors, images of aliens and/or Gods, the feeling of another malevolent and/or benevolent presence, the feeling of overall well being, the colors, the shapes,, the depth of everything (particularly a physical depth beyond 3D), the basis of the conversations (albeit physical or "a language I couldn't understand that was all spoken inside my head), and the general structure of the trip...

 

It is too significantly similar to be bullshit.

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and easy to synthesize...

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 the current hybrids are Rube Goldberg.

 

Back to the Think tanks.

 

Thermal propulsion... 

 

 

Honestly, I think hybrid and DFI combined are the future.

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Alex_grey-net_of_being-2007-001.jpg

 

wormholes, colors, aliens/gods... a sense of wellbeing based on colors.

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I think the eyes indicate a sense of the other presences that you feel. They are not overbearing, but rather modest ideas that they are in each path you might choose on your trip.

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Seth, I think Sean is saying skip the sugar unless it's actually fruit that you need to smash up(muddle). The sugar granules help muddle the fruit. If you are not actually working to crush up a piece of fruit or leaf of some kind just use the agave nectar.

I use agave myself. The texture is pleasant and its sweet without coloring the drink with a flavor like honey.

Yep, same reasons you ALWAYS salt garlic before and during the smashing process. Also some lovely flavors in the rind of the orange, a bit of sandpaper helps extract it.

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Seth, I think Sean is saying skip the sugar unless it's actually fruit that you need to smash up(muddle). The sugar granules help muddle the fruit. If you are not actually working to crush up a piece of fruit or leaf of some kind just use the agave nectar.

I use agave myself. The texture is pleasant and its sweet without coloring the drink with a flavor like honey.

Hmmm... I saw the Agave when I snagged the bitters but I was unsure. I also saw honey syrup, but that didn't hold my interest. I do like blue Agave tequilas, but I stopped as I didn't know what flavor it might impart. But I had considered mixing the Agave with the orange bitters, rather than using it on it's own.

 

Please pardon my ignorance, as I am typically a rocks kind of dude, who does prefer a sour when "top shelf" at the bar isn't the shit I might like as a well in my house. Swill, is the phrase I will kike from you. SO mixing is not something I am familiar with. I can make a mean Margarita, but that and a little whiskey sour is really the limit of my knowledge, and neither is particularly important to me... I may try adding a Manhattan to me mixing repertoire.

 

I did appreciate the orange flavor that the orange bitters did impart, as I am a sucker for orange. But I worry that the only reason that one might use Agave is to impart sweetness. Or is it a combo of the orange bitters and Agave?

 

Sorry if this has already been answered, I am just snagging these replies one by one.

Sorry, rofl, this is the hop. It's whole purpose could be to talk about alcohol for all I know wink.png

I think you like bitters more than I do, but extracting more out of the orange peel itself may replace that need. Buy some cheap swill and make like 10 and compare doing different things. Dump them down the drain and then make the same drink with what you like. Worth the bottle IMO. The technique can take to a Scotch or Brandy as well depending on your sweet tooth. Glen Livet Old Fashioned's don't suck.

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And fucking on straight meth is not gonna happen.

Perhaps if you were 15 and your libido insane

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3 real ways to sweeten a drink

-simple syrup: classically about equal parts water and sugar, helps to boil the water in which case you can make it sweeter with less liquid

-agave/liquid sugars/honey: out of these the only one I like is Agave nectar. I haven't experimented with enough, but it definitely lends a new flavor profile to any drink. With Tequila I crave it. Depending on the sugar content of the syrup/honey you may need to make it a simple syrup by diluting with a little boiling water. Wicked shaking can do it depending on the sugar.

-sugar raw: I prefer a raw sugar here as well. It is more aggressive for muddling (also nice to have as it doesn't burn near as bad if you use it in a rub on the grill or for a teeny bit of molasses love). So anytime a muddle goes in a glass it is good to go. Need to make sure you muddle something wet enough to dissolve the sugar but not so wet it does it without a bunch of squishing.

Sure there are others, I've never looked just things in my kitchen that may get employed.

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And fucking on straight meth is not gonna happen.

Perhaps if you were 15 and your libido insane

Amphetamines massively increase sexual desire in almost everyone.

Just rough on the hearts for you old men.

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Seth, I think Sean is saying skip the sugar unless it's actually fruit that you need to smash up(muddle). The sugar granules help muddle the fruit. If you are not actually working to crush up a piece of fruit or leaf of some kind just use the agave nectar.

I use agave myself. The texture is pleasant and its sweet without coloring the drink with a flavor like honey.

Yep, same reasons you ALWAYS salt garlic before and during the smashing process. Also some lovely flavors in the rind of the orange, a bit of sandpaper helps extract it.

 

 

I have seen super fine graters used, but understand that there is a fine line between good extraction, and killing it. From what I have seen, we are lalking right before the rind goes from color to white... not sure I have the patience to find this happy medium.

 

 

 

Seth, I think Sean is saying skip the sugar unless it's actually fruit that you need to smash up(muddle). The sugar granules help muddle the fruit. If you are not actually working to crush up a piece of fruit or leaf of some kind just use the agave nectar.

I use agave myself. The texture is pleasant and its sweet without coloring the drink with a flavor like honey.

Hmmm... I saw the Agave when I snagged the bitters but I was unsure. I also saw honey syrup, but that didn't hold my interest. I do like blue Agave tequilas, but I stopped as I didn't know what flavor it might impart. But I had considered mixing the Agave with the orange bitters, rather than using it on it's own.

 

Please pardon my ignorance, as I am typically a rocks kind of dude, who does prefer a sour when "top shelf" at the bar isn't the shit I might like as a well in my house. Swill, is the phrase I will kike from you. SO mixing is not something I am familiar with. I can make a mean Margarita, but that and a little whiskey sour is really the limit of my knowledge, and neither is particularly important to me... I may try adding a Manhattan to me mixing repertoire.

 

I did appreciate the orange flavor that the orange bitters did impart, as I am a sucker for orange. But I worry that the only reason that one might use Agave is to impart sweetness. Or is it a combo of the orange bitters and Agave?

 

Sorry if this has already been answered, I am just snagging these replies one by one.

 

Sorry, rofl, this is the hop. It's whole purpose could be to talk about alcohol for all I know wink.png

I think you like bitters more than I do, but extracting more out of the orange peel itself may replace that need. Buy some cheap swill and make like 10 and compare doing different things. Dump them down the drain and then make the same drink with what you like. Worth the bottle IMO. The technique can take to a Scotch or Brandy as well depending on your sweet tooth. Glen Livet Old Fashioned's don't suck.

 

 

I think I like the flavor of orange bitters, as straight bitters did nothing for me.

 

Again, I worry about going overboard with the grater. I am not a fan of scotch... I will steer clear of the GL with that thought in mind.

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3 real ways to sweeten a drink

-simple syrup: classically about equal parts water and sugar, helps to boil the water in which case you can make it sweeter with less liquid

-agave/liquid sugars/honey: out of these the only one I like is Agave nectar. I haven't experimented with enough, but it definitely lends a new flavor profile to any drink. With Tequila I crave it. Depending on the sugar content of the syrup/honey you may need to make it a simple syrup by diluting with a little boiling water. Wicked shaking can do it depending on the sugar.

-sugar raw: I prefer a raw sugar here as well. It is more aggressive for muddling (also nice to have as it doesn't burn near as bad if you use it in a rub on the grill or for a teeny bit of molasses love). So anytime a muddle goes in a glass it is good to go. Need to make sure you muddle something wet enough to dissolve the sugar but not so wet it does it without a bunch of squishing.

Sure there are others, I've never looked just things in my kitchen that may get employed.

 

Noted... I will play.

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And fucking on straight meth is not gonna happen.

Perhaps if you were 15 and your libido insane

Amphetamines massively increase sexual desire in almost everyone.

Just rough on the hearts for you old men.

 

 

Sure. But try getting hard... I used to use a ton of meth, couldn't get it up. I partied with a lot of pretty ladies, which resulted in sore cock, numb pussy, and no hard on.

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DMT sounds a lot like salvia.

 

 

Nope. That is an insult.

 

I see one similarity. When you start to get off there is a hard buzzing in your ears. Aside from that, I see no similarities.

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