Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[///M5 2,833]

Be at dca in a couple hours Aaron. In and out trip as I leave late tues

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Being self-employed is nice... If I show up I make money, if not then I don't.

You also make the most of the days you aren't there.

J

True statement J.

 

Most ppl laugh that I even call what i do a job. 

 

On another note, I had a vision you would become a stand up comic. lol

Lol maybe I'll go to an open mike night and give it a shot.

J

No kidding J. You are a natural at making people laugh.

My secret to making six figures is find a hobby you enjoy... and exploit that shit.

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Current appointment went straight went from a deer toe to a moose toe... With no fucking teeth at that.

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

I guess it was a band called Pusifer. So perfect circle and Pucifer suck.

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Sad considering I see undertow as a Bible.

[sandt38 448]

I guess it was a band called Pusifer. So perfect circle and Pucifer suck.

 

I can no longer call you my friend. Maynard is God, hence Undertow being the Bible, and him owning Merkin Vinyards...

[ssh 924]

I'm jelly you saw beats antique!

[MKader17 332]

7lb Brisket has been on for 9 hours and it's sitting at 170.

 

It went from 40* to 160* in the first 4.5 hours and then 10* in the next 4.5 hours  

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Maynard can suck his own dick and has from what I hear.

I think the only reason I consider undertow a Bible is the first time I heard it was on a half strip of LSD

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Don't fuck up the brisket Mikey

[sandt38 448]

Maynard can suck his own dick and has from what I hear.

I think the only reason I consider undertow a Bible is the first time I heard it was on a half strip of LSD

 

 

You're dead to me.

[dem beats 1,223]

Current appointment went straight went from a deer toe to a moose toe... With no fucking teeth at that.

Maybe she will give you a gummy for some ink!

[nem 2,019]

Then off to discus the plan for the cheerleaders to cheer at the capital one bowl game.

That's in Orlando correct?

I'm only an hr and change east. I can gladly make a trip out that way.

J

I will not be with them. My wife and another mother are the chaperones.

[///M5 2,833]

Sitting in the Omni Shoreham having a Yuengling and some Oysters.

[///M5 2,833]

If it weren't for the food I don't think I'd finish the beer.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I shutter at the naivety of these "experts" and the lack of concern on Ebola.  I don't think they know too much about it and it's ability to mutate and spread by simpler means.

[topgun 262]

The wife has discovered my new heaphones, looks like I'm going to have to buy another set.  

[nem 2,019]

The way people over react and the way the government controls the media it makes me believe they are behind this scare wave so the focus is taken off of what they may be doing.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

The way people over react and the way the government controls the media it makes me believe they are behind this scare wave so the focus is taken off of what they may be doing.

 

 

I was implying that they are treating it as if it's a common cold and not easily spread.  We kept hearing how it would never reach the US.  A week later, it was here.  Now it's spreading like herpes, and they are fast tracking the "vaccine."    This is reminiscent of the movie I am Legend if you think about it. 

[nem 2,019]

Guess I need to watch that move to understand. I was not questioning what you were saying, but rather offering my .02.

[puscifer2 27]

I guess it was a band called Pusifer. So perfect circle and Pucifer suck.

I am completely offended...

All 3 of those bands are a different side of Maynard's personality, and all 3 ABSOLUTLY unique. The guy is a creative genius.

I am about an 8-9 hr drive from Jerome, AZ. That is one of my planned trips for next summer vacation

[nem 2,019]

After more gun play this morning the springfield 1911 is my current choice.

[nem 2,019]

Almost picked up another bushmaster m4 used today, but I talked my little brother into getting it.

 

I told him it is never too late to start collecting.

[puscifer2 27]

To further my point.

[MKader17 332]

I normally would just have sex at night while my sperm was asleep. Didn't want to end up with twins either... That's 18 months she would be pregnant.

Birth control makes my girl friends stomach upset, so I take it for her instead.