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crazy crazy night.

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i loaded up my mom and the little lady to head down to pluckers wings for dinner. i get on the interstate and a car is getting on the ramp and i mash my gas to switch lanes and give space for on coming traffic.. and once i get in the middle lane i take my foot off the gas and the truck keeps going!! my peddle is stuck to the floor! my 5.4 is moster mashing full speed ahead my chick looks at me like what the fuck. i mash the gas a few more times tryin to get it un stuck with no luck... so i shut it off and pop it in nutrual at the speed of 85 miles an hour. coast about 1 miles off the ramp into a gas station.. pop the hood and i can not see what the problem is because all motors are coverd my plastic now days..

with no tools and a car full of females i break the plastic off the top and start checking my TB it seems a little sticky so i mess with it.. i get it to idle again and i limp it to the part store... some TB cleaner and some new return springs and no help... i try to limp home at idle but soon relize that with the hills in my area it will not make it.

so like a county ass cracker i am.. i fold some bizz card and grab a papper clip and rig this shit up to give me 2 grand worth of motor speed.. and make it home.

trying to forget my problems with my lincoln we load up in one of my other cars.. and head to chillis... the WORST dinning experience ever.. god it was shitty...

got home drank a bottle of jager and had a little fun..

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Sorry that had to happen to you, hopefully it is a minor issue and it wont be a wallet breaker to get fixed.

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This happened in the Navi? That is some crazy shit bro.

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160 bucks i need a new cable

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Glad you're alright. Don't sweet the backwoods mechanic job, we've all been there. :)

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My cable on my Taurus broke on the highway in the middle of BFE and I had to rip some speaker wire out and rig it to the throttle and around the window so I could get going fast enough to use the cruise. Funny thing is, the day before the cable broke, it did the exact same thing your truck did

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My cable on my Taurus broke on the highway in the middle of BFE and I had to rip some speaker wire out and rig it to the throttle and around the window so I could get going fast enough to use the cruise. Funny thing is, the day before the cable broke, it did the exact same thing your truck did

Hahaha with the speaker wire......

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Bought a lincoln and runs like a toyota lol :suicide-santa:

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Happy you are safe and nothing bad happened.

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