turner brown...

[mrray13 30]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees

this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,

> "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3

pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

> The white man faints and falls to the floor.

> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy

says, "What's wrong with you?"

>

> In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

> The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give

> you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7

> feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my

> left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3

> pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

>

> The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you

> said, "Turn Around"!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Devillain 0]

My name isnt turner brown though

[Acidburn 10]

disturbing kinda

[Supa_c 1]

all i can say is owww

[Ape 0]

lol, that was funny.. sadly I had to read it twice.

[req 0]

lol.

that was kinda funny