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Okay, so as the title says I need to pass a drug test for work... so i can buy more audio equipment :D

I have to drop on June 1st, the last time I smoked bud was at a party on May 22nd.

I only smoke on the weekends, and its a lot.

I'm around 6ft 130-140pounds

I need some tips/tricks/products/etc to help me pass!

I am unaware of the test that will be givin.

Thank you!

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Quit using. Even if you get this job. At some point or another you'll use the health insurance or have a workman's comp claim. They'll find out and you'll be screwed.

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I did, but that alone will not help in with my current issue.

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A lot of liquid and sweating. THC is stored in your fat cells so get to working out brah. If you REALLY only blaze on weekends, you should be able to get it out pretty quick if you work hard.

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drink alot of water. i mean ALOT of water. find some goldenseal pills at ur local vitiman store or whatever.

you shoud be good from the last time u smoked until the first. just drink all that water pop thoes pills and ur fine. ur skinny so its easy. weed sticks to fat people lol

good luck bro.

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They are right, THC sticks to fat cells and can for a LONG time. Up to a month if you use it a good bit.

You have the fact you are skinny working for you so drink lots and lots of water and sweat it out , best you can do right now.

I used to smoke the hell out of it, but it's just not possible these days if you want to have a decent job. At some point you just have to walk away from it to make a better life for yourself.

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don't smoke. drink lots water, green tea and cranberry juice. just noticed that it's on the first.. uh oh shouldn't have smoked for a few weeks before this.. i dpn't think niacin flushes work but some people swear by them. look that up online and decide for yourself. exercise always helps too. just go and run in the hottest weather every day till the test. you're in arizona.. that's too bad. so close to caliii

good luck. if it's a piss test there's a few things you can do.. but they don't always work. pm me

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My girl is going to the store to get me a gallon of water and cranberry juice, i texted her and told her to look for the pills too.

On the weekends i smoke like A LOT and my body type is lean because of my lifestyle, i also bought a test to drop the day of the test for work to see if i'm good or not.

I heard if you fill the cup up right before your done pissing it will help, thoughts?

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Cranberry juice is useless. Get Gatorade and Green Tea. Gatorade will bring all the fluids you need an Green Tea is the anti-oxidant.

As far as the cup, yeah I heard about that as well. People told me to pee a little first then fill the cup.

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cranberry juice is packed with aox.. it works. yeah you can fill the cup but you always run the risk of not activating the heat strip or not having any water to dilute it with

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all these tips are a great idea...but if its a hair test, i dont know what to say then

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Drinking something is not going magically remove the thc from your body, in any case like this you are just diluting your urine to a point where it may be undetectable. Your best bet is to go to your local head shop and buy a product called Quick Fix, I think that's it. Basically you are going to want to buy synthetic urine and use that... comes with handwarmers ( I think), to keep it at the right temperature. You can also use someone you know who is clean and use their piss.

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Sorry, but SSA doesn't support people who want to cheat on a drug test.

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Quit smoking. Like, forever. This is stupid.

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