Have you ever been in trouble with the law? Story time!

[deernet 6]

Thought it might be fun to share our stories of getting burnt by the PO-lice.

I've been pretty clean since I've been an adult. When I was a juvenile, I got busted once for drinking vodka out of a water bottle at a high school football game. I know, stupid as hell, but I guess you live and learn. I would have never gotten caught if it hadn't been for some holier than thou narcs. For that little bit of fun, I ended up with my license suspended until after I was eighteen (this happened when I was fifteen, if I recall correctly).

Secondly on my juvenile record, when I was sixteen I was out riding around on a Honda Z50 dirtbike, lolz. I could ride wheelies like a champ on that thing, which I later learned is a lot more difficult than doing them on a fullsize bike because of the narrow center of gravity. Anyways, I was riding around, minding my own business, haha, when who pulls up behind me but a black and white, lights flashing. Well, in my underdeveloped sixteen year old mind, I thought "I can sooo lose this guy!". I was wrong. The pursuit lasted around a half hour, and I took the cop through someones back yard coming out onto a dead end street, this is where I planned to lose him. I even got a great head start, since a buddy of mine was coming home from work, had just pulled in his driveway, and realizing what happened backed his truck back out as soon as I had passed. I was thinking "Hell yeah, some Smokey & The Bandit shit going down right here. I never thought the cop would be able to follow me the route I took, his car barely fit between the trees at the end of the dead end street. Scratched his car all to hell. At this point in the chase when I had a sizable lead on the cruiser with my comically small dirtbike, I had the perfect opportunity to ditch the 40 that I had in my sweatshirt pocket. Again, in my small juvenile mind, I thought with the lead I had, I was getting away, but he quickly closed the gap since the top speed of the tiny dirtbike is around 35 mph. :suicide-santa:After the chase continued on for a few more minutes, and he had closed the gap, this cop was literally trying to run me off the road! I wish I could have gotten the dash cam vids. He pulled up beside me and jerked the car in my direction, I'm guessing trying to scare me. So I started taking to peoples yards, haha. Well, after a few minutes of this, I was getting desperate. I went through someones backyard that was fenced in on the perimeter. I thought "I'll just toss the bike over the fence and lose him!". STUPIDEST IDEA EVER. With the adrenaline rush I had, I easily lifted the bike over the fence, but as I was jumping the fence, the cop grabbed me from behind and threw me on the ground. With his foot digging into the back of my neck, I was handcuffed and placed in the cop car. After a ride to juvie, I was picked up by my VERY pissed off father a few minutes later (oh the joys of being underage). That's probably my most exciting dealing with the law.

I've got a couple more stories to tell, I'll save them for later. I've never been to jail in my life, and never had a felony, so I guess I've lucked out.

Anyone else have any stories to share?

[rodneydude23 5]

Oh yeah you lucked out. Wow you must not live in Texas...

[UpGradde 7]

[Don Ganso 13]

Crappy time, but at least you lucked out and now have a great story!

I don't want to share, other than to say I have yet to be to a trucking company establishment and drive away unharmed, unarmed, and in the front seat.

[deernet 6]

Crappy time, but at least you lucked out and now have a great story!

I don't want to share, other than to say I have yet to be to a trucking company establishment and drive away unharmed, unarmed, and in the front seat.

Trucking company? Come on, you've got to spill it now. Can't leave us guessing, haha.

[Don Ganso 13]

Beautiful

[CrownVic 15]

Ok i got quite few run ins with the law... This is one of the dumber ones. One time me and a buddy (not exactly clear headed) decided it would be fun to have an electric shopping cart like they have at walmart. So we hopped in the truck at about 4a.m. and went to walmart pulled up threw one in the truck then went home to enjoy are stolen treasure. While riding it we realized how much taking turns sucked. So we went and got a second one, we then realized that the wheel was broken on that one so we returned again. We went back and got a third one then went home and rode around the block doing illegal activities on the carts, all was well that night. Then next night we were riding them around when 2 police cars fly around the corner so we run into the house (leaving carts in the road) the police came and knocked on the door and asked how we got them and my friend said we bought them off the side of the road. We were then arrested and charged with 3 counts of grand larceny and malicious mischief. I also found out they cost $1300 apiece. Thank god i was under 18 then.

[Godsmack 361]

Ok i got quite few run ins with the law... This is one of the dumber ones. One time me and a buddy (not exactly clear headed) decided it would be fun to have an electric shopping cart like they have at walmart. So we hopped in the truck at about 4a.m. and went to walmart pulled up threw one in the truck then went home to enjoy are stolen treasure. While riding it we realized how much taking turns sucked. So we went and got a second one, we then realized that the wheel was broken on that one so we returned again. We went back and got a third one then went home and rode around the block doing illegal activities on the carts, all was well that night. Then next night we were riding them around when 2 police cars fly around the corner so we run into the house (leaving carts in the road) the police came and knocked on the door and asked how we got them and my friend said we bought them off the side of the road. We were then arrested and charged with 3 counts of grand larceny and malicious mischief. I also found out they cost $1300 apiece. Thank god i was under 18 then.

Not exactly too bright were you?

My legal stories remain just that................Stories, and stories are meant to to be shared in person, over a beer, at the listener's expense.

J