eating? do not read this!!!

[porkchop 304]

okay, this is about shit!

so if you are sorta weak in the gut, dont read, walk away.

I have been sick for a wek straight, head cold like symptoms that quickly turned into a bloody sore thoat.

it tore my throat up with the quickness.

i lost my voice for quite a while.

so as it let up and turned into a sinus and lung thing, and the throat heeled some..... i was happy enough.

stilll sick, still hoarse sounding... but better.

any way....

the past three days i have taken some crazy craps....

pure tar black....... several times a day....

black i tell you, and it just seems so wrong, and is not going away at all...

so i mentioned it in the chat room, oddly enough...

and one of the fellas said, it sometimes means blood in your stool....

so i looked it up.... seems i should be worried and will look into it further, dare i say deeper, later...

but , while i was learning about this.... i found a shit load of info on shit!

all on one page....

figured i would share it with you.

those who have questions, they have answers.

oh, and the photo gallery is not what it might sound to be...

thank goodness.

alot about poop

[R_Mac_1 1]

Take a lot of pepto? I thought the same thing one time but found out that bismuth can turn your stool black as well. I'm sure you read that, though.

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Try some stuff called "Milk Thistle", They sell it at the health food store. Milk Thistle stimulates your liver and gallbladder Bile duct, and make's them release Bile, Your body's natural bile WILL make your Shit's better.

[porkchop 304]

none of the pink stuff in a long time.

i will look into the health store for "MT" , sorta working on zeroing in on what it is from....

i hate looking up medical stuff......

they are like ...

"does your knee ache? "............... it does now,

"do you feel anxious?" ..........yes, i think i do

"has your ears been burning?"......... by gollly, they are now!!!!

"is your throat dry?" ............omg!!!!!! it is dry!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!

i get every sympton they suggest....

hell i am two weeks late on my mynstrual by the time i have read two pages of stuff.....lmao

chop

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Look dude, you can take MT anytime, you don't have to be sick. IT will make your body function better, and believe me the MT will balance out your stool. Yes I'm eating right now, I just got off work. No your shit don't bother me, I deal with blood all day.

[porkchop 304]

FTW then bro......

too bad you are not close by.....

looking toward to geting some ink in the near future.

first thing first, gotta get the ol' pooper back to firing correctly i guess, lol.

bloody shoulders > bloody butt holes , lol

ttul.....

gotta grab some z's before job hunt tomorrow.

chop

[porkchop 304]

all this coughing i been doing......

might of found what i got going.....

Gastritis, or an inflammation of the stomach lining, can cause black waste to appear. Likewise, ruptured esophageal varices, the dilated veins in the lower esophagus’ wall, can create a black bowel movement. A much more rare condition called a Mallory-Weiss tear can also lead to blackened waste. This last malady occurs when the esophagus-to-stomach connective mucous membrane tears from violent coughing, intense vomiting, or other spasms and convulsions.

been reading on the MT also, definetly would be something to run through the ol pipes..... i have had some mean bbq over the years, lol

chop

[Duran 387]

Epsom salt will help considerably as well, make sure your near a toilet for three days though because all the crap that was deposited in your digestive will come out.

[bigrank916 72]

none of the pink stuff in a long time.

i will look into the health store for "MT" , sorta working on zeroing in on what it is from....

i hate looking up medical stuff......

they are like ...

"does your knee ache? "............... it does now,

"do you feel anxious?" ..........yes, i think i do

"has your ears been burning?"......... by gollly, they are now!!!!

"is your throat dry?" ............omg!!!!!! it is dry!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!

i get every sympton they suggest....

hell i am two weeks late on my mynstrual by the time i have read two pages of stuff.....lmao

chop

ROTFL!

[ABXX49 20]

When it's black, does it smell any worse than poo normally does. That can be a sign of an UPPER GI bleed. (color and really strong odor)

[The enD 467]

I haven't been sick for 5 years, which I am thankful for.

Try to eat only fruits and vegetables for a week or so and see what happens. Drink tee, eat honey. Drink lots of water.

" We are what we eat. "

[porkchop 304]

When it's black, does it smell any worse than poo normally does. That can be a sign of an UPPER GI bleed. (color and really strong odor)

no, seen that mentioned, about the same level of damage that i normally create.

[porkchop 304]

I haven't been sick for 5 years, which I am thankful for.

Try to eat only fruits and vegetables for a week or so and see what happens. Drink tee, eat honey. Drink lots of water.

" We are what we eat. "

hence my name!

lol

i am turning the tide some thouhg, thanks for the input

chop

[mccleery3 166]

OH NO !! Chops full of shit!! just playin bro, get better son....IAK

[porkchop 304]

lmao

this shit is getting out of hand now