the most functional english word

[JASON123 1]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's chit ... that's right, chit!

chit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke chit, buy chit, sell chit, lose chit, find chit, forget chit,

and tell others to eat chit.

Some people know their chit, while others can't tell the difference

between chit and shineola.

There are lucky chits, dumb chits, and crazy chits. There is bull chit, horse chit, and chicken chit.

You can throw chit, sling chit, catch chit, shoot the chit, or duck when the chit hits the fan.

You can give a chit or serve chit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep chit or be happier than a pig in chit.

Some days are colder than chit, some days are hotter than chit,

and some days are just plain chitty. Some music sounds like chit, things can look like chit, and there are times when you feel like chit.

You can have too much chit, not enough chit, the right chit, the wrong chit or a lot of weird chit.

You can carry chit, have a mountain of chit, or find yourself up chit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to chit and other times you fall in a bucket of chit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your chit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a chit; or not do so if you don't give a chit! Well, chit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a chit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of chit. But, if you happened to catch a load of chit from some chit-head...........

Well, chit Happens!!!

[Tyan 1]

and its not chit its S.H.I.T

[JASON123 1]

when i posted it it changed the spelling itself

[nem 2,019]

when i posted it it changed the spelling itself

You are not allowed to use swear words. That is why it was changed.

[arthurk 0]

Censorship of any kind is wrong! I didn't think a forum like this would be so lame. And please don't give some crap about younger people being on here.

[///M5 2,833]

shit

[nem 2,019]

chit

You have special powers!!

[mrray13 30]

chit

You have special powers!!

but you still don't have shit...lmao

damn, that's just too fucking funny!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Adrian_D 520]

Censorship of any kind is wrong! I didn't think a forum like this would be so lame. And please don't give some crap about younger people being on here.

Beyond a certain post count the censorship is removed

[///M5 2,833]

It isn't censoring either. The meaning of chit and shit is the same.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Censorship of any kind is wrong! I didn't think a forum like this would be so lame. And please don't give some crap about younger people being on here.

You mean shit?

BTW, love your sig.

[Duran 387]

Shit, shit, shit!

[Riveted1 0]

I thought the most functional word was F.U.C.K...

The most versatile word..

[Godsmack 361]

Well shit, slap yo mama on the fuckin ass, and send thw whore back in the goddamned kitchen, where the mother fucking slut belongs, giving bith to other little skankettes.

J

[bassahaulic 155]

Censorship of any kind is wrong! I didn't think a forum like this would be so lame. And please don't give some crap about younger people being on here.

I guess we are the lucky shits.

[Doctor Q 12]

shhit

^close haha and theres always fvck

Edited May 13, 2009 by Doctor Q

[blue fury 3]

I think this topic turned to shit

[bassahaulic 155]

This topic started as shit...... o well.