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granny's got a gun!!

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This is a true story.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car

she found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped

her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top

of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the

car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran

like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into

the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that

she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and

then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces

farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The

sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were

reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less

than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large

handgun. No charges were filed.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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i spoiled it for myself. lol

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