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[///M5 2,833]

motherfucker, what the hell is this new "History" tab. Grr I thought I fixed the Alt-S mess

[topgun 262]

isn't sean always working...

wait until your old like me

Shit, I thought I worked to much now, getting old is going to be a bitch.

Seriously though, what kind of thing do you need built?

[KU40 173]

Very interesting how this is very buried under the Fort Hood event: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33713864/ns/business-stocks_and_economy

I just think it wasn't a big shock to most people. Well, it wasn't to me anyways. We will continue to have increasing unemployment numbers into the middle of next year.

[KU40 173]

0:39 = epic

That girl is insane. That's borderline assault and she needs consequences.

[Mac N Cheese 90]

she obviously got kicked out of the game but should be for the rest of the season .....shes a friggen psycho!!!

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Disgusting.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore, children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You know what I say? Fuck the children! They're getting entirely too much attention. And I know what some of you are thinking: " Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?" Yes he is! He's going to attack children. And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking; I know what I'm talking about.

And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such fucking heroes, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little cult objects. You have a child fetish, and it's not healthy. And don't give me all that weak shit, "Well, I love my children." Fuck you! Everybody loves their children; it doesn't make you special. John Wayne Gacy loved his children. Yes, he did. That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is this constant, mindless yammering in the media, this neurotic fixation that suggests that somehow everything--everything--has to revolve around the lives of children. It's completely out of balance.

Listen, there are a couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they're not all cute. In fact, if you look at 'em real close, most of them are rather unpleasant looking. And a lot of them don't smell too good either. The little ones in particular seem to have a kind of urine and sour-milk combination that I don't care for at all. Stay with me on this folks, the sooner you face it the better off your going to be. Second, premise: not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people: a few winners, a whole lot of losers! This country is filled with loser kids who simply...aren't...going anywhere! And there's nothing you can do about it, folks. Nothing! You can't save them all. You can't do it. You gotta let 'em go; you gotta cut 'em loose; you gotta stop over-protecting them, because your making 'em too soft.

Today's kids are way too soft. For one thing, there's too much emphasis on safety and safety equipment: childproof medicine bottles, fireproof pajamas, child restraints, car seats. And helmets! Bicycle, baseball, skateboard, scooter helmets. Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off. Grown-ups have taken all the fun out of being a kid. What's happened is, these baby boomers, these soft, fruity baby boomers, have raised an entire generation of soft, fruity kids who aren't even allowed hazardous toys, for Chrissakes! What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. Nature knows best!

Another bunch of ignorant bullshit about your children: school uniforms. Bad theory! The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school, it helps keep order. Hey! Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these children think alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to look alike, too? And it's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German! But the uniforms looked beautiful. And the children did everything they were told and never questioned authority. Gee, I wonder why someone would want to put our children in uniforms. Can't imagine.

And one more item about children: this superstitious nonsense of blaming tobacco companies for kids who smoke. Listen! Kids don't smoke because a camel in sunglasses tells them to. They smoke for the same reasons adults do, because it's an enjoyable activity that relieves anxiety and depression. And you'd be anxious and depressed too if you had to put up with these pathetic, insecure, yuppie parents who enroll you in college before you've figured out which side of the playpen smells the worst and then fill you with Ritalin to get you in a mood they approve of, and drag you all over town in search of empty, meaningless structure: Little League, Cub Scouts, swimming, soccer, karate, piano, bagpipes, watercolors, witchcraft, glass blowing, and dildo practice. It's absurd. They even have "play dates", for Christ sake! Playing is now done by appointment! But it's true. A lot of these striving, and parents are burning their kids out on structure. I think what every child needs and ought to have every day is two hours of daydreaming. Plain old daydreaming.

Turn off the internet, the CD-ROMS, and the computer games and let them stare at a tree for a couple of hours. Every now and then they actually come up with one of their own ideas. You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone!!!

I do agree with you with that one, to many winny damn kids watching these gay ass sing along cartoos nowadays (fuck sing a longs when passed the age or 1 or 2 years old). The generations are getting worse because of how much attention parents are not paying their kids by just sticking them in something till time pasts by. You cant whoop your kids ass no more but you can put them on a leash, what kind of is that.

Haha the funniest thing I ever read was when you said they need helmets for everything besides jerking off, dying laughing still.

My son is 18 months old. He will get his ass whooped when he needs it. I have already patted his butt many times. He knows right from wrong on a lot of things already. I won't do the pads and helmet bullshit, it's simply not necessary. Riding something motorized, yes, but a bike, or swing, or. . . Give me a break.

I let him watch Sesame Street. He loves Elmo, and learns quite a bit from watching it, but it's in moderation, and he gets books read to him more than anything. My bitch lets him watch that stupid ass purple dinosaur and I just want to throw the TV out when I see it. She gets pissed because I shut it off. IT is true, the world is fully of pussies.

[Mac N Cheese 90]

hahhah thats an actual ad isnt it?

thats what the world is coming to these days

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

yeah its an actual ad from Ralph Lauren

sadly its not the first (or second) time they've pulled these kinds of photochop shenanigans

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3-project

comedy gold

[casflan 4]

Posting from the new Motorola Droid. Definitely a feature packed phone.

[///M5 2,833]

isn't sean always working...

wait until your old like me

Shit, I thought I worked to much now, getting old is going to be a bitch.

Seriously though, what kind of thing do you need built?

A little teeny bracket. I bought the covered trailer without one of the hinges.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

isn't sean always working...

wait until your old like me

Shit, I thought I worked to much now, getting old is going to be a bitch.

Seriously though, what kind of thing do you need built?

A little teeny bracket. I bought the covered trailer without one of the hinges.

How could you buy such a piece of shit?

[dem beats 1,223]

....40 hours without any food accept a few handfulls of popcorn at the movie last night a protein shake and some fish oil tabs.

I cant even get food into my mouth without wanting to wretch.

yet the food network made me drool like the dog at dinner time.

WTF.

[KU40 173]

isn't sean always working...

wait until your old like me

Shit, I thought I worked to much now, getting old is going to be a bitch.

Seriously though, what kind of thing do you need built?

A little teeny bracket. I bought the covered trailer without one of the hinges.

How could you buy such a piece of shit?

Haha

[dem beats 1,223]

ok. gonna sleep.

maybe the big Q will help me out some tonight and ill wake up all better.

[dem beats 1,223]

isn't sean always working...

wait until your old like me

Shit, I thought I worked to much now, getting old is going to be a bitch.

Seriously though, what kind of thing do you need built?

A little teeny bracket. I bought the covered trailer without one of the hinges.

How could you buy such a piece of shit?

Haha

how did i miss that? Roflmao

[Tmax98 3]

isn't sean always working...

wait until your old like me

Shit, I thought I worked to much now, getting old is going to be a bitch.

Seriously though, what kind of thing do you need built?

A little teeny bracket. I bought the covered trailer without one of the hinges.

How could you buy such a piece of shit?

ya

[Tmax98 3]

anybody try Black Nikka Whiskey?

[Tmax98 3]

anybody try Black Nikka Whiskey?

lets put the question on a top

[Tmax98 3]

nvm lol

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Posting from the new Motorola Droid. Definitely a feature packed phone.

How do you like it?

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Red is giving me a night off from the High Life.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

http://www.retrojunk.com/tv/videos/1-the-super-mario-bros-super-show/2190/#intro

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

http://www.retrojunk.com/tv/videos/71-the-greatest-american-hero/2437/#intro