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[///M5 2,833]

ToPaGainBITches

[KU40 173]

lol, you'll hate me, I am as Northern as they come but I don't burn. Thank the Swede/Norski in me?

During high school and college I was very tan because I'd be outside all the time without my shirt on, playing catch with my brother or roommates, or fishing, working on the farm, etc. But I've sat at a desk for the last two years and I've turned back white. The sucky part is that my gf was outside the same amount as me, at the same times, is also German (though some Spanish), is whiter than me, and didn't get burned 1/4 as bad as me. Unlucky me.

[///M5 2,833]

Padma Lakshmi wouldn't kill me either.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Cora, err.... Giada, err Crackers. Would I Crackers?

How about curry?

[KU40 173]

and for all those out there who "love" environmentalists:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/05...as-energy-plan/

There isn't a completely "green" electricity source out there. They'll bitch about everything, so they may as well lay off. It's not like they're going to think up any new ways to create electricity.

Screw the hippies and go nuclear.

That's what I say.

[///M5 2,833]

lol, you'll hate me, I am as Northern as they come but I don't burn. Thank the Swede/Norski in me?

During high school and college I was very tan because I'd be outside all the time without my shirt on, playing catch with my brother or roommates, or fishing, working on the farm, etc. But I've sat at a desk for the last two years and I've turned back white. The sucky part is that my gf was outside the same amount as me, at the same times, is also German (though some Spanish), is whiter than me, and didn't get burned 1/4 as bad as me. Unlucky me.

I can usually hide up here in MN all winter and go to Florida in March and spend a long weekend on a boat fishing 12hours a day and not get burned My friends who come with usually end up like lobsters even with sunscreen

[dem beats 1,223]

Padma Lakshmi wouldn't kill me either.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Cora, err.... Giada, err Crackers. Would I Crackers?

How about curry?

Depends on how hot of a curry. I don't want my mushroom to get cooked.

[KU40 173]

I just went for a run, damn it sucks being out of shape!

Goal is to run 3-4 days a week and lose my beer belly that has been slowly coming about.

Or you could stop drinking beer?

wait, from what I hear that's blasphemy.

[///M5 2,833]

I did start wearing sunscreen though, not because I need it now but perhaps in 30 years I will be glad that I did. I regularly forget though in particular the first time out of th eyear

[dem beats 1,223]

lol, you'll hate me, I am as Northern as they come but I don't burn. Thank the Swede/Norski in me?

During high school and college I was very tan because I'd be outside all the time without my shirt on, playing catch with my brother or roommates, or fishing, working on the farm, etc. But I've sat at a desk for the last two years and I've turned back white. The sucky part is that my gf was outside the same amount as me, at the same times, is also German (though some Spanish), is whiter than me, and didn't get burned 1/4 as bad as me. Unlucky me.

I can usually hide up here in MN all winter and go to Florida in March and spend a long weekend on a boat fishing 12hours a day and not get burned My friends who come with usually end up like lobsters even with sunscreen

You are a bastard.

Nice tv stand BTW... Now hide the wires!

Like I can talk my HT is a nightmare.

[///M5 2,833]

Padma Lakshmi wouldn't kill me either.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Cora, err.... Giada, err Crackers. Would I Crackers?

How about curry?

Depends on how hot of a curry. I don't want my mushroom to get cooked.

Fuck, thanks for reminding me. Start looking at the Farmers market or Co-ops for Morels. This rain tonight should kick them up hardcore tomorrow if the sun comes out.

[dem beats 1,223]

^-----I wouldn't mind her having curry though.

[patented17 21]

My friends used to believe I was latino. I tan very well I must say.

[dem beats 1,223]

Padma Lakshmi wouldn't kill me either.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Cora, err.... Giada, err Crackers. Would I Crackers?

How about curry?

Depends on how hot of a curry. I don't want my mushroom to get cooked.

Fuck, thanks for reminding me. Start looking at the Farmers market or Co-ops for Morels. This rain tonight should kick them up hardcore tomorrow if the sun comes out.

No problem. I have that effect on everyone.

[///M5 2,833]

lol, you'll hate me, I am as Northern as they come but I don't burn. Thank the Swede/Norski in me?

During high school and college I was very tan because I'd be outside all the time without my shirt on, playing catch with my brother or roommates, or fishing, working on the farm, etc. But I've sat at a desk for the last two years and I've turned back white. The sucky part is that my gf was outside the same amount as me, at the same times, is also German (though some Spanish), is whiter than me, and didn't get burned 1/4 as bad as me. Unlucky me.

I can usually hide up here in MN all winter and go to Florida in March and spend a long weekend on a boat fishing 12hours a day and not get burned My friends who come with usually end up like lobsters even with sunscreen

You are a bastard.

Nice tv stand BTW... Now hide the wires!

Like I can talk my HT is a nightmare.

The wires do go nearly 75' and are hidden for all but the last 6. 7 runs of RG6, 3 cat6, and FR/FL/Ctr speaker wire which don't hide all that easy.

[///M5 2,833]

^-----I wouldn't mind her having curry though.

Been way too long since I've seen that

[///M5 2,833]

TOPcubed

[patented17 21]

I believe it's time for a new car, the old Camry is leaking water in the trunk. Leaking oil, leaking power steering fluid, I think it's time I retire it's 300,382 mile self.

[KU40 173]

speaking of butter, Paula Dean from the cooking network or barefoot contessa.... The only 2 women I would leave my wife for.

They now alllllll about that butter.

MMmmMMm

Cat Cora works for me, although she swings the wrong way for that to ever happen.

I didn't know her so I looked her up, and in her wikipedia article it says that her and her wife are both pregnant by the same sperm donor, but that they are surrogates for each other's embryos. WTF?

[///M5 2,833]

i feel like deleting the ssaspamers tag at the bottom of the page

[///M5 2,833]

speaking of butter, Paula Dean from the cooking network or barefoot contessa.... The only 2 women I would leave my wife for.

They now alllllll about that butter.

MMmmMMm

Cat Cora works for me, although she swings the wrong way for that to ever happen.

I didn't know her so I looked her up, and in her wikipedia article it says that her and her wife are both pregnant by the same sperm donor, but that they are surrogates for each other's embryos. WTF?

Yep, as stated swinging the wrong way for it to work for me.

[///M5 2,833]

Watch her cook and then see her get dressed up for a fancy event. Looks great sweating or cleaned up.

[KU40 173]

I did start wearing sunscreen though, not because I need it now but perhaps in 30 years I will be glad that I did. I regularly forget though in particular the first time out of th eyear

That's happened to me this year. Twice.

[KU40 173]

Any of you guys see the lady who survived the point blank shotgun shot to the face that just got a face transplant (The first in the US)? Not only did she survive the gunshot, but the dude who shot her then turned the gun on himself and survived also. Douchebag couldn't even do it right or use the right shells apparently. But man the bone structure in her face was gone. That would be terrible.

[patented17 21]

I've seen the dude, that basically only has his eyes, after he tried to kill himself. Have you seen the video of the guy and girl on the motorcycle. They crash into a guardrail and her leg gets ripped off.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

How about curry?

Nastiest shit on Earth, no matter how it is prepared.