Welcome to the IHoP

[bassahaulic 155]

You pedifile!!!!!!!!! Ewwwwwww (sp) lol

LIES! Haha

Can you prove it bitch?

JK JK

[MKader17 332]

Well, told mom that I was going to look at some 1br places tomorrow, she replied that roommates are good birthcontrol. I almost said that 'No, just means you have to try and be quiet.' but I decided I probably shouldn't...

Oh man you should have! that would be golden

[bassahaulic 155]

I almost had a top

[RobClay 20]

I almost had a top

You sir have failed

[Duran 387]

I want 1000 tonight damnit!!!!!

I realized you came here in january, your a post whore!

He sure is...with 18 posts per day!!!!! I'm at 8 I believe

[Duran 387]

I almost had a top

You sir have failed

Go Rob! :woot:

[bassahaulic 155]

Double post failure for Duran!!!!

EFF YOU!

yall are sooooo lucky i'm on my phone!!!!

I can't keep up lol

Effff you too!!!! Lol

And i may be a post whore

[topgun 262]

So apparently according to some of the woman's friends, dating me makes her a Cougar... Shes 24 and I'm 21, I fail to see a problem with this.

[MKader17 332]

She hasn't met the woman, I didn't figure it was good to make comments about our sex life to her...

Probably not a good idea!! Haha

My GF mom came in and told us to keep it down and to say that her bed squeeks and she can hear it.

I was so embaresed (sp)?

Well have I got a story for you...

When I was 15 I was dating a girl named Amber, and she was over at my house for the first time, and meeting my parents for the first time. My parents were having a St. Patricks Day party with all their friends. Well we hung out with the adults for a little while and got bored. We decide to go in the house and me end up in my room...now we are on my bed, we are topless and working on our pants. My intoxicated mother walks in my room, and asks if she car talk to me. She meets me in the living room, I was expecting to get castrated but she hands me a box of condoms and says "Have fun with her son!" then she goes in my room and says that she really likes Amber and also tells her to have fun...then she leaves me alone for the rest of the night.

Not exactly the same, but I had my first girlfriend over for the first time and at about 9 PM my dad says, "well I'm going to bed, g'night". After that night we were pretty much kept our privacy for the duration of our relationship

[topgun 262]

Speaking of post whores, wheres Tom?

[Duran 387]

Double post failure for Duran!!!!

EFF YOU!

yall are sooooo lucky i'm on my phone!!!!

I can't keep up lol

Effff you too!!!! Lol

And i may be a post whore

Yeah that's right woman!

[RobClay 20]

I almost had a top

You sir have failed

Go Rob! :woot:

ye ye

[topgun 262]

But hey, my friends have been calling me a flat out whore lately.

Needless to say teh woman and I have a very sexual relationship.

[RobClay 20]

You must be spending alot of time with her?

[topgun 262]

She lives 2hrs away actually. Only get to see her on the weekends.

[topgun 262]

Its friggin game on when shes in town though.

[MKader17 332]

the H0P is teh h0ppin tonight

[topgun 262]

green, orange, green, orange, green, orange

[RobClay 20]

She lives 2hrs away actually. Only get to see her on the weekends.

Sounds like somebody i know

[topgun 262]

Yep, that was a top!

[MKader17 332]

distance makes the heart grow fonder

[Duran 387]

But hey, my friends have been calling me a flat out whore lately.

Needless to say teh woman and I have a very sexual relationship.

Same here!!! I have never had so much sex, the best sex of my life x)

[topgun 262]

distance makes the heart grow fonder

Distance can go screw itself....

[RobClay 20]

green, yellow, green, yellow, green, yellow

[NB50 206]

So apparently according to some of the woman's friends, dating me makes her a Cougar... Shes 24 and I'm 21, I fail to see a problem with this.

No problem. I didn't have a problem dating a girl that was 30 when I was 23.