Welcome to the IHoP

[Tmax98 3]

[seanbw 1]

school hop

[lee 2]

What the HOP are you doing

[topgun 262]

I love Pandora.

[lee 2]

Does Pandora have a box ?

[topgun 262]

I need a fricking road trip.

Spring break can't come soon enough. Think I'm making a trek down south to see some friends in Mississippi and Georgia.

[lee 2]

Wish I could afford to take a trip of some sorts

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

hippity hop

[Acidburn 10]

I need a fricking road trip.

Spring break can't come soon enough. Think I'm making a trek down south to see some friends in Mississippi and Georgia.

road trips are the bestest

[jonbearsmt 919]

one weekend off a month is kinda of a pain in the ass!

im off this weekend.... so all week long i have been cleaning inside and out,

today is outside, caring for the pond, raking the leaves, chopping wood, spreading rock in my garden, and getting the bbq pits ready,

im gonno be to tired to party this weekend from the looks of things!

[seanbw 1]

hooray fi found my sub, it will be here this week after all (i HOPE!). papers are in, midterms are taken, school weeks done. time for lunch, a session and beach!

[Tmax98 3]

where was it?

[Acidburn 10]

http://www.instructables.com/id/Build-a-Mi...omemade-Welder/

freakin' sweet

[Acidburn 10]

> THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY

> MARRIED FOR YEARS.

>

>

>

> THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S

> HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE

> NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES

> WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.

>

>

>

> EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING

> THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE

> COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE

> TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE

> WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.

>

>

>

> THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN

> ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY

> FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT

> THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE

> PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER.

>

>

>

> SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS

> SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE

> PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND

> EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS

>

>

>

> SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS

> USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING

> SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO

> THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE

> ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS

> OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRE TT Y GOOD.

>

>

>

> ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS

> IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS

> FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.

>

>

>

> HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE

> YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO

> YOU.'

>

>

>

> 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.

>

>

>

> 'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP

> FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.'

>

>

>

> BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS, I

> THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.

[seanbw 1]

where was it?

"on the wrong pallet"

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

John McCain goes in for his yearly physical with his wife Cindy tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

John, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife. And asks, "What did he say?"

Cindy yells back to him,

GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR JOHN!

[seanbw 1]

hophophop

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Edmunds Inside Line is reporting sources inside GM have confirmed the rear-drive Pontiac G8 will fade into memory at the end of the current model's production run.

[seanbw 1]

Edmunds Inside Line is reporting sources inside GM have confirmed the rear-drive Pontiac G8 will fade into memory at the end of the current model's production run.

i dont get why they dont tax or regulate the crap out of imported vehicles. american motor corps can't really compete with a better product if it costs the same or is cheaper.

[lee 2]

> THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY

> MARRIED FOR YEARS.

>

>

>

> THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S

> HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE

> NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES

> WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.

>

>

>

> EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING

> THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE

> COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE

> TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE

> WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.

>

>

>

> THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN

> ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY

> FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT

> THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE

> PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER.

>

>

>

> SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS

> SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE

> PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND

> EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS

>

>

>

> SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS

> USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING

> SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO

> THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE

> ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS

> OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRE TT Y GOOD.

>

>

>

> ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS

> IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS

> FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.

>

>

>

> HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE

> YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO

> YOU.'

>

>

>

> 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.

>

>

>

> 'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP

> FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.'

>

>

>

> BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS, I

> THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.

o m f-ing god

that was funny

[Tmax98 3]

where was it?

"on the wrong pallet"

what an answer

[lee 2]

It's go time

[MKader17 332]

One more test tomorrow. This will be the5th test in the past two weeks.

Got the call today that I officially got my job back Which means I can afford more things

This weekend I will HOPEFULLY get some work done on the truck.... (doubt it though)

[MKader17 332]

Edmunds Inside Line is reporting sources inside GM have confirmed the rear-drive Pontiac G8 will fade into memory at the end of the current model's production run.

i dont get why they dont tax or regulate the crap out of imported vehicles. american motor corps can't really compete with a better product if it costs the same or is cheaper.

I don't get why american companies don't learn from their competitors and start making good vehicles. If the foreign companies have an unfair advantages then tax them to keep them just barely unfair. Just enough that the American companies will strive to be better and not feel complacent and make some good vehicles

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Edmunds Inside Line is reporting sources inside GM have confirmed the rear-drive Pontiac G8 will fade into memory at the end of the current model's production run.

i dont get why they dont tax or regulate the crap out of imported vehicles. american motor corps can't really compete with a better product if it costs the same or is cheaper.

It's Ford and GM's fault for unnecessarily complicating everything they do