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The vehicle I was working on buying is now gone :( Oh well, another will show up in a month or two.

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Not until I buy something. :)

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PROMETHEUS STOLE FIRE

god damn idiot

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When the right car only comes around every now and then it is hard for me to commit to it long term.

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When the right car only comes around every now and then it is hard for me to commit to it long term.

I assume this means it's not something readily available on car lots :)

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PROMETHEUS STOLE FIRE

god damn idiot

LOL, I was just about to post that. I'm sitting here on the couch telling him that hes a fucking idiot and its fire, but he couldn't hear me...

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Ow Ow Ow

Im Gonna pucking Cum

Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)

I'm gonna fudgein' come! (oh chit!)

Fuuck fudge fuyyuccck (fudge I am!)

I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

(Ohh yeahh god) I never seen no chick like this,

this bitch can twist like a damn contortionist

condom on my dick of course it is,

this bitch don't know what abortion is

so I cant cum in her,

fudges like a porn star, looks like Jenna,

fudge I'm gonna,

come I think my rubbers comin' off,

but oh its so fudgein wet and soft,

fudge, i'm gonna start lettin' off

im squirtin and shes not gettin' off,

and shes on top

im gonna fackin' ohh god,

oh don't do that dont, stop,

stop don't, I don't mean don't stop,

oww wait a minute

ow ow fudge I...I'm gonna fudgein comeee! *squirt squirt squirt*

Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)

I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh chit!)

Fack fack fayyuccck (fudge I am!)

I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

Oooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now!

Ow im so fudgein' hot,

and you're soo fudgein' hot,

oh my god,

I wanna fackin' fack

no not fudge, I said fack ,

f-a-c-k, f-a-c-k, fack, fack fack fackin' freak mee!

Ohh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr Freaky,

lets call your sister, 3-way have some 3-some me so horny!

And you're such a fudgein' babe I wanna go down on you, fudge you shave!

Ohh god damn here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am

Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)

I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh chit!)

Fack fack fack (fudge I am!)

I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

Ok I'm done,

I already came twice,

you aint gonna make me cum,

I'm all outta gas,

Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass!

Ow that hurts! Take it out now

Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in

this don't mean I'm gay I dont like men

I like boobs, boobs, boobs

Now see that gerbil, grab that tube,

shove it up my butt,

let that little rascal nibble on my arseho, uhh, yeah, right there, right there,

Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah,

fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now,

ohh fudge yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawling around up there,

ow fudge I think it's stuck

oww but it feels so fackin' good!

Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)

I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh chit!)

Fack fack fack (fudge I am!)

I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Ew ew ew ew

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PROMETHEUS STOLE FIRE

god damn idiot

LOL, I was just about to post that. I'm sitting here on the couch telling him that hes a fucking idiot and its fire, but he couldn't hear me...

wtf are you 2 talking about?

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The show "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader".

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THE RANGE IS 5

fudge this I'd rather study than watch these idiots

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THE RANGE IS 5

fudge this I'd rather study than watch these idiots

No shit, this guy is an idiot, I just turned it off.

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hey Penguin, your reply in the donk thread... maybe I put too much emotion into that post, but yours wasn't exactly beneficial to the thread either

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wow, the winner of the Dynomax Power to the Wheels competition was a small block

was a twin turbo 427 sbc

1642hp

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hey Penguin, your reply in the donk thread... maybe I put too much emotion into that post, but yours wasn't exactly beneficial to the thread either

It's just another reason that nothing that happens when donks are involved is worth it :D

I was about to say that wherever a donk forum was, that that was a corner of the Internet I'd avoid like the plague...:)

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When the right car only comes around every now and then it is hard for me to commit to it long term.

I assume this means it's not something readily available on car lots :)

Not readily no. :)

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When the right car only comes around every now and then it is hard for me to commit to it long term.

I assume this means it's not something readily available on car lots :)

Not readily no. :)

but it's on new car lots? :(

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I didn't know that is what donk meant until today and feel dumber for actually knowing.

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hey Penguin, your reply in the donk thread... maybe I put too much emotion into that post, but yours wasn't exactly beneficial to the thread either

It's just another reason that nothing that happens when donks are involved is worth it :D

I was about to say that wherever a donk forum was, that that was a corner of the Internet I'd avoid like the plague...:)

There's a large group of those people on the Impala SS forum, and it's ridiculous how much they've sent that forum into the shitter since I first joined in '04.

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I didn't know that is what donk meant until today and feel dumber for actually knowing.

donk is short for donkey which is what some people figured the Impala badge looks like

"officially" a donk is from the 70's

bigjon has a "bubble"

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When the right car only comes around every now and then it is hard for me to commit to it long term.

I assume this means it's not something readily available on car lots :)

Not readily no. :)

I'mma have to say dune buggy............just cause i know u dig some off road style toys too...........

J

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