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Matt, you got a hot date coming over on this fine, but chilly Thursday?

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Its actually pretty funny because most of mom's family are pretty serious Christians (thankfully Methodist). I have a list of words and phrases I have to not say around them and its kinda hard to when I say them on an almost daily basis :wacko:^_^

I wanna see this list. LOL.

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Its actually pretty funny because most of mom's family are pretty serious Christians (thankfully Methodist). I have a list of words and phrases I have to not say around them and its kinda hard to when I say them on an almost daily basis :wacko:^_^

Small Set of Examples:

God damn

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...oh chit...

I got it nailed like Jesus

Boo Friggin Hoo, you want a crucifix and some nails to go with that whine?

etc

rofl.

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Mary was a virgin only if you don't count anal

etc.

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Those was on a list your mom gave you, not to say?

No thats a list I made myself after a few good wooden spoon smackings from my mom. I should clarify that list includes my mother as well her family... :cookiemonster:

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Matt, you got a hot date coming over on this fine, but chilly Thursday?

just me,

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I wish I had a hot date.

Having the same girlfriend for 2.5 years, there's not much hot date left.

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Those was on a list your mom gave you, not to say?

No thats a list I made myself after a few good wooden spoon smackings from my mom. I should clarify that list includes my mother as well her family... :cookiemonster:

Not that I mind really, unless they start talking politics or religion...

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You have 2.5 girlfriends?

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Uh oh, Mark and I now have almost total free reign of ROE. :Doh:

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2.5 girlfriends? thats it?

Gotta have at least 4 in the wood works...4.5 if your good and can sneek a quick one in lol.

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