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[MKader17 332]

And why are you not taking advantage of it?

Cause I'm working...can't fraternize while you're on the clock...

where you work?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

local Restaurant/Bar

[MKader17 332]

Red Lobster? lol

Pulled A's in both PhysII and LinAlg. neither class did I really expect to make an A either

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Nah, one of a kind establishment actually

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wheee, so I just had to go out and try out the new sway bar

thing is so tight and flat in corners now

the puddles on the ground also led to a little sideways fun

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Red Lobster? lol

Pulled A's in both PhysII and LinAlg. neither class did I really expect to make an A either

lucky bastard!

i got a B in physics and a B in statistics

hopefully i pull an A in Cal 3 but i bet it will be a B

[Tmax98 3]

night hoppers!

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So, how did everyone do on finals?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Made at least a C+ in Human Sexuality

Tomorrow is Entreprenuership

Day After That is Philosophy

Day After That is Operations Managment

fun times this week

getting a paycheck and book money on Friday too so weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Edited December 12, 2007 by Penguin4x4

[///M5 2,833]

You're an everything snob actually Authentic, commercialized, I've had both and they both taste good to me

i wouldn't call him a snob, just a bit (well, actually alot) more refined then one would usually find one a car audio forum. he's not snobbish in reality and even ate at a local "chain" when here. of course, even i wouldn't call the food there great, edible, but far from great. hell, the waitresses weren't all that either....

and i'm very guilty of the "fast and easy is best" eats...and the gut shows it, lol.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey that chain had titties

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

It was the blackest night

There was no moon in sight

You know the stars ain't shinin'

'Cause the sky's too tight

I heard the scarey wind

I seen some ugly trees

There was a werewolf honkin'

'Long the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy

Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy

Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . .

'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets

Were actin' weird up here

'N so I figured I might

Just drink a little beer

I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . . "

But there was no reply

'Cause she was gone . . .

"Where's those titties I like so well, 'n my goddamn beer!"

Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise

Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil . . .

He's about this big . . .

He had a red suit on

An' a widow's peak

An' then a pointed tail

'N like a sulphur reek

Yes, it was him awright,

I sweared I knowed it was

He had some human flesh

Stuck underneath his claws

You know, it looked to me

Like it was titty skin

I said, "You sonofabitch!"

'Cause I was mad at him,

Well he just got out his floss

'N started cleanin' his fang

So I shot him with my shooter,

Said: BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said:

Terry:

Oh, put it away . . .

You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?

FZ:

You ate my Chrissy?

Terry:

Titties 'n all!

FZ:

Well, what about the beer then, boy?

Terry:

Ah . . . Were the cans this tall?

FZ:

Even her boots?

Terry:

Would I lie to you?

FZ:

chit, you musta been hungry!

Terry:

Yes, this is true.

FZ:

Don't they pay you good

For the stuff that you do?

Terry:

Well, you know

I can't complain when the checks come through . . .

FZ:

Well I want my Chrissy,

'N I want my beer

So you just barf it back up

Now, Devil, do you hear?

Terry:

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!

I mean, I am the Devil,

Do you understand?

Just what will you give me for your

Titties and beer?

I suppose you noticed this little contract here . . .

FZ:

Yer goddam right, you

Son-of-a-whore

Terry:

Don't call me that!

FZ:

That's about the only reason I learned writin' for . . .

Gimme that paper . . . bet yer ass I will sign . . .

Because I need a beer,

'N it's titty-squeezin' time!

Terry:

Man, you can't fool me . . . you ain't that bad . . .

I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had . . .

FZ:

Oh, yeah?

Terry:

Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too . . .

'N both of those suckers was worse 'n you . . .

FZ:

Well, let's make a deal if you think that's true

I mean, you're the Devil so . . .

Whatcha gonna do?

Terry: Wait a minute . . . a tinge of doubt crosses my mind when you say that you want to make a deal with me . . .

FZ: That's very, very true . . .

Terry: Wait . . . you ain't supposed to wanna make a deal with me

FZ: Ah, but I'm slightly different than your average customer, Devil . . .

Terry: But, wait . . . but most people don't want to make a deal with me . . . Wha . . .

FZ: Yeah . . .

Terry: What's your story?

FZ: Well, most people are afraid of you, see? They don't know how stupid you are . . . I happen to know that you jack off to a picture of Punky Meadows when you get home . . .

Terry: Grrah . . . Stupid . . . Grrh . . .

FZ: You know . . . ever since that guy told you that he contained more fluid than Jeff Beck you've been tryin' to outdo him . . . Awright, look, I'm gonna say one thing to you . . . this may not register right away, but let me say this . . . leave your pickle alone for a couple of nights, you know what I mean . . . ? Now, come on! I'm only interested in a couple of things . . . (Wait, is that a note for me? Is somebody passing me a note? What does this say . . . ? "Frank, please do me a favour, I can't find a brother of mine, I could dig it if you could call him from stage. His name is Dirty Tom Nomads M.C.," signed "Thanks, Bear" or "Bean," I can't tell . . . Well, if he's out there . . . Dirty Tony De La Nomads M.C. get in touch with Bean or Bear . . . ) And as I was sayin', Devil, I'm an average sort of a person, I'm . . . you wouldn't believe it, but . . . I'm very much like the people here in this audience tonight . . .

Terry: What?

FZ: I think we definitely have something in common . . .

Terry: Wait a minute, I thought you had funny things growing in your hair and all that other stuff . . . I thought . . . write weird music, you know, I thought . . .

FZ: Listen . . .

Terry: . . . biker and everything, I mean, chit, you know?

FZ: . . . listen carefully . . .

Terry: . . . big tittie chic that you just had out here with the camera, I mean, you know . . .

FZ: Listen carefully to me, oh, Devil . . .

Terry: Uh-huh . . .

FZ: I'm only interested in two things

Terry: Yeah . . .

FZ: See if you can guess what they are

Terry: I would think . . . uh . . . let's see, maybe . . . uh . . .

FZ: Well, I'll give you . . .

Terry: Stravinsky . . . and, uh . . .

FZ: I'll give you two clues . . .

Terry: . . . let's see . . . uh . . .

FZ: Let go of your pickle

Terry: What?

FZ: Let go of your pickle!

Terry: I'm not holding my pickle

FZ: Well, who's holding your pickle then?

Terry: I don't know . . . ha! She's out in the audience . . . Hey, Dale, would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out here on the stage?

FZ: You're probably wondering why we call it a pickle . . .

Ray: Ha ha ha!

Terry: Oh, no . . .

FZ: I don't . . . I hate . . . I hate to squeal on you, Bozzio, I mean, Devil . . . but, look, I'm only interested in two things . . .

Terry: Now, wait a minute . . . all I have to say is God help me! . . . Even though I have this . . . this pucking mask on . . .

FZ: Ha ha ha ha ha . . . ! Listen, if you think that mask looks bad, you oughta see his pickle . . . I'm only interested in two things, that's titties and beer, you know what I mean?

Terry: What?

FZ: Yeah . . .

Terry: Titties and beer?

FZ: Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . .

Terry: (Growling) Whoa, I don't know if you're the right guy!

FZ: . . . titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . .

Terry:

No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think . . .

I mean . . .

FZ: Alright!

Terry:

Hold on a second, boy . . .

'Cause that's Magic Ink!

And then the Devil let go of his pickle

'N out jumped m'girl

They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'

All around the world, she said:

"I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,

AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO fudge YOU CLOWNS!"

Then she gave us the finger,

It was rigid 'n stiff,

That's when the Devil, he farted

An' she went right over the cliff

(Whoa . . . Tinsel Time!)

Well, the Devil was mad

I took off to my pad

I swear I do declare!

How did she get back there?

I swear I do declare!

How did she get back there?

I swear I do declare!

How did she get back there?

I swear I do declare!

How did she get back there?

I swear I do declare!

How did she get back there?

I swear I do de . . .

FZ: Awright . . . awright, that . . . that's enough for the Devil and his famous pickle . . . We're goin' to make another dramatic if . . . if somewhat . . . rickety segue into another song called Cruisin' For Burgers, wait a minute . . .

[///M5 2,833]

Not completely true, I am sort of an amp is an amp guy.

Generically it is true, I think the average American consumer is a complete and utter moron. The things that fly here wouldn't in the rest of the world and shouldn't. It is really too bad that our society is stuck on promoting the fast and easy instead of the good, especially considering it really doesn't have to be that way. Life it too short to subject your body to chit all the time, it is really much more fun to live and enjoy.

you forgot cheap. Fast and easy is usually a lot cheaper.

Thanks for the list of reastaraunts, if I had my choice it would be a sushi joint, if I'm going to pay a good price for something it will be sushi

Cheap has much less to do with it than you think. Sure its all relative, but really at what point does it make a difference?

[///M5 2,833]

And why are you not taking advantage of it?

Cause I'm working...can't fraternize while you're on the clock...

That is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard

[///M5 2,833]

local Restaurant/Bar

You pretty much missed the point, the sole reason I tended bar in college was for tail...not money. Lots of ways to make money, but making money and getting pussy at the same time is pimp.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I don't tend bar, I scrub toilets and tables and fill up the ice bins and tea glasses and chit like that

[///M5 2,833]

I don't tend bar, I scrub toilets and tables and fill up the ice bins and tea glasses and chit like that

All the more reason to put your dick in front of your job.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Sure sure

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wow, I have absolutely no motivation to study tonight

[///M5 2,833]

I got drunk at the Wild game

[///M5 2,833]

Gonna be fun to expense this one. $100 dinner, $50 tickets, $120 beer...I think perhaps I am in trouble

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and no the good time wasn't priceless

[DevilDriver 28]

Sounds like a good time. Who were they playing tonight?

A little Iron Maiden before bed is a good thing.

[///M5 2,833]

Playing in San Jose, scalped some seats for less than half face value