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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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You know you are a ricer if...

-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does

-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater

-If you think colored head lights work better

-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory

- You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

- You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

- You rev on school busses

- Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

- YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

WHORING TO STILLBORN!!!

J

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