Welcome to the IHoP

[///M5 2,833]

I think I have to. Friggin' hotel room makes you pay for internet. They have both wired and wireless, so I thought you got both for the $10. Started with the wired since they are always faster in hotels, and wanted to move to my bed and go wireless. Puckers want another $10. Eff 'em.

[///M5 2,833]

Sweet, on that note I am going to retire for the evening. Enjoy the Vodka and white wine.

[Acidburn 10]

Happy Impala Day everyone!

On June 27, 1957, Chevrolet registered the "Impala" name as a trademark.

[Acidburn 10]

g'night

[Eldorado 0]

Missed a step and rolled my ankle forwards

Thankfully the steps are short or else i couldve done some nice damage

[dennisp 0]

school at 9. night.

[mrray13 30]

Do you use an orbital or do you sand by hand, Kent?

both actually....da and grinder on some areas, hand in others...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[jntar 15]

Horray!!....Red stripe... or not

[CBFryman 2]

Got another box to build. im making almost as much money on the side as my job for $8/hr

at least with my job income is steady and sure.

[CBFryman 2]

Horray!!....Red stripe... or not

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what, good chit

[vladd 26]

ahhh red stripe....maybe i'll get trashed this weekend some time

can i just say, i really want the alpine pdx 4.150....that thing is tiny it might be the first piece of equipment i buy for the fiero

[vladd 26]

a guy in class just saw me looking at the 4.150 alpine and i swear he said...yea its 4 channel but most cars run 2 or 3

what do i say???...just let it go

[Prowler573 0]

a guy in class just saw me looking at the 4.150 alpine and i swear he said...yea its 4 channel but most cars run 2 or 3

  what do i say???...just let it go

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Just agree with him and go on about your day.

That argument simply isn't worth having.

[CBFryman 2]

IA is out of DP soft parts. Im trying to get on the top of the lisft for a recone kit when they get more in.

[dennisp 0]

poop

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Tired of dealing with women.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

It's sort of like blowing your own leg off and telling yourself to walk it off.

Or trying to tie your shoe after sawing three fingers off both hands, getting hit by a truck, and being thrown down fourteen stairs.

Just doesn't happen.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Tired of dealing with women.

Ha. That's why I DON'T deal with them. Just tell them what's up and that is it.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I lay the law down, but it still doesn't seem to cross into that thick skull.

Bloody amazing.

[CBFryman 2]

i dont have problems...yet

[Prowler573 0]

I've been very fortunate.

My wife gets to have her way until it actually matters to me.

On that rare occasion that I see fit to tell her inarguably NO she simply says Okay and goes on about her business.

It's a good system and it works for us

[CBFryman 2]

i hate stupid people

[CBFryman 2]

i went to lowes today to pick up some building materials including MDF, and a storm blows up so im high tailing it home.

i get close ot my house and it starts to sprinke...some jakcalope infront of me slows down to 20mph on a 55.

i beep the horn and he continues at 20mph

its just sprinkleing mind you

i finally get around him and it starts to pour and the jakcalope speeds up and gets right on me flashing his head lights. He sees that i have a load of wood (wood + water = not good, even if it isnt MDF). I kept hoping the sheet of MDF would catch a gust of wind and fly out and smash in his windsheild and wreck the mother pucker.

That is my pet peave, stupid people with no common sence and retarded drivers.

[jntar 15]

PM ME BACK JOSH!!! BEFORE I START TO CRY!!

[Godsmack 361]

I lay the law down, but it still doesn't seem to cross into that thick skull.

Bloody amazing.

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Hence the reason man invented the frying pan............

Q: What do you do when the clock in the Living room dies???

A: Nothing. There's a clock on the stove.

Woman says to her husband "Hunny the light buld is out in the hall can you fix it?"

He replies "Do you see General Electric on my forehead?"

An hr. later she says "Hunny the dishwasher isn't working. Come fix it"

"Do you see Viking on my forehead? To hell with you I'm going to the bar"

A few hours and a few drinks later he returns.

The light in the hall is on, and the dishwasher is running. He asks his wife

"Hunny how did all this chit get done?"

"Well a nice man came up as I was crying outside and a nice young man came up and asked me what was wrong when I told him he said I'll fix it for ya but your either going to have to bake me a cake or have sex with me."

"You made him a cake right?" He replies

"Do you see Betty Crocker on my forehead?????"

J