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My friend thought it was cool that this lady was asking him back to her hotel room. Until she said her husband would only watch unless he wanted him to join :faintthud:

uuuummmmmm check please :D

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wow.

cburg is a den of sin.

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Wow.

Ramos the swinger.

lock up your biotches

uh, nope . Was just hungry. And if the only way to get something to eat was be part of the group ( which we had no idea what kind of group ) We were part of the group. Don't mess with a fat man when he's hungry. You might loose a finger or two :)

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I told my wife about it, and she thought it was hillarious :)

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My friend didn't find it too funny though :)

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He has had a rough life with me around I tell you what :)

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Did I ever tell you guys the pot belly story ? :)

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He's the same guy :)

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tell us

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im out, be back around 5:00

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I shouldn't dry shave my legs.

Why do I think I should every morning I'm in a hurry?

:faintthud:

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im out, be back around 5:00

jk, i cant get ahold of my dad, there is nothing to do around the shop, and the receptionist is gone for the week so i have volenteered myself for that job untill i contact my dad and i have comondeered the computer. :woot:

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When I was a wee tot. We used to take turns spending the night at each others houses. While at his house one weekend. We were up all hours of the night watching movies. I went to the bathroom which was right next to his parents bedroom. I heard grunting and groaning coming from thier room. I went back and told him that I thought his parents were going at it. He said shut up, thier watching a movie. I told him didn't sound like a movie. he kept telling me to shut up, they were watching a movie. I let it go. Later on we went to raid the fridge. As we walked by his parents bedroom. WE both heard his mom shout out " RIDE ME YOU POT BELLY STALLION " I was instantly rolling. I still remind him every once in a while just to keep him on his toes :D

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lmfao.

ohhhhhhh my lord.

oh.

hearing/seeing chit like that will fudge you up.

look at me.

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On his 21st birthday. Myself and a couple others took him to southern exposure. we got him good and liquored up. I talked to one of the dancers, paid her a little extra to give him a lap dance. So she walked over, started doing the grinding. Got him all hot and bothered. Then leaned over and whispered " Ride me you pot belly stallion" in his ear. He immediately stood up, knocking her off his lap into the floor. And hollered " Ramos, I'm gonna kill you" :)

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All in good fun of course :)

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lmfao.

ohhhhhhh my lord.

oh.

hearing/seeing chit like that will fudge you up.

look at me.

We didn't see anything thank god, Just heard. He laughs about it now cause it was funny as chit :)

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you're such a good time. I'm really hyperexcited about bowling.

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NP=She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, followed by automatic weapon being fired.

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He's married to cro magnan woman :D

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She thinks my TOP's sexy.

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NP=She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, followed by automatic weapon being fired.

Don't really think I would want any dealings with the kind of woman that would find a tractor sexy :)

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she is one of those fvckingmachine.com women

odd.

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