Welcome to the IHoP

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I'm a fat person myself.

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But I have more common sense than to run around in a speedo

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Also if your arse is wider than your shoulders

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DO NOT WEAR A THONG AND HIP HUGGERS.

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Of course judging by the size of these two

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The thong and hip huggers may not have started out life that way

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With an arse that big

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A fooking circus tent could end up looking like a thong

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Tight jeans are not sexy

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If they make you turn blue from lack of circulation

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If your clothing requires help, and or power tools to put on

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It's a pretty good sign you shouldn't be wearing it

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I was nice though

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One of the moo cows came and sat next to me at the bar and started flirting

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I let her for a while

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I was getting a little intoxicated, and I think I made her mad though:)

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She told me she had lost a lot of weight

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I told her she should have hid better, as it seems it found her again

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She left after that

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My friend that was with me was in tears

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As was the bartender

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Don't get me wrong

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I'm big too

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I have man boobs

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But at least my boobs don't look like an extra set of elbows