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[///M5 2,833]

My freezer still smells like burnt VC

Are you trying to preserve the smell??

[///M5 2,833]

Smelly TOP

just for you shanna

[///M5 2,833]

a chick totally gave me sex eyes tonight,  i could have hit that chit like CRAZY even penny noticed, and what does penny, my bisexual girlfriend do??? turns girlfriend/jealoud before bisexual/horny and we go home alone again

damn she had AWESOME tits,  seriously.

fudge a threesome gone cause she's jealous

Booo! You need to beyotch at her NOW.

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don't worry i've been female doging since it happened, now time for us to go to sleep, she thinks she's getting sex, she's just getting a blowjob

[///M5 2,833]

how is she "getting" a blowjob, that scares me.

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it doesnt scare me

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My freezer still smells like burnt VC

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Are you trying to preserve the smell??

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no

If youve ever cooked a woofer with a fatty coil that smoked you would know you dont want to preserve that smell

[///M5 2,833]

My freezer still smells like burnt VC

Are you trying to preserve the smell??

no

If youve ever cooked a woofer with a fatty coil that smoked you would know you dont want to preserve that smell

That's why I was asking. What else smells like it in your freezer?

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a watermelon

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My freezer still smells like burnt VC

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Are you trying to preserve the smell??

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no

If youve ever cooked a woofer with a fatty coil that smoked you would know you dont want to preserve that smell

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That's why I was asking. What else smells like it in your freezer?

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pulled out some salmon, it smells like it

Hopefully the shrink wrap didnt let it in

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a watermelon

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I only have watamelunz

[///M5 2,833]

You are a jack of all trades. What can you do besides the best FG I've ever seen, cook, fix stuff, work on engines, beat ass, pitch, play guitar, and tell stories? You can't sew can you? Can you fly?

I can even chew gum and walk at the same time

So your obviously not blonde.

[///M5 2,833]

I feel like andre the giant around matt and Jim

wait til I show up, you won't feel that way anymore

[///M5 2,833]

How about a little 110AC to that Salmon and really blow its vc.

[///M5 2,833]

i'm going to need enough to do 3 coats  so i suppose 2 gallons here i come

Should be able to get more than 3 coats out of two gallons on a Fiero.

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How about a little 110AC to that Salmon and really blow its vc.

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i dont think moms would like that

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Kill :angry:

[///M5 2,833]

I should get head all day every Sunday.  This 2 or 3 times a day bullchit doesn't cut it.

Until your raw!

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did u see lost tonight elias? crazy shiet.

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watching now actually

[///M5 2,833]

has anybody ever made a perfectly round enclsoure? i want to try it some time. But im not sure how. I have some ideas.

Cement and a pop-able ball.

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I stopped wearing nike along time ago. Their causal dress shows are getitng too retro or ugly and their running shoes are of poor quality unless you pay 150+.

Adidas, Asic, and Puma for running and nothing but Globe for casual

She knows what I posted that for

Matt, if you need a loan...PM

[///M5 2,833]

OK, new situation.

Perverted Purtorican guy is sexually harassing my GF at work. She has repeatedly told him to stop. He recently went past verbal harassment and kissed her neck and tried to touch her "areas."

i told her that if she didnt report him to the head manager i would, if something wasnt dont immedately im gonan fudge the guy up.

What kind of trouble would i get into if i had to fudge the guy up.

Video tape him secretly then you can do whatever.

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ohhh I didn't know it was pronounced like banana. I always thought it was pronounced like Shawna.

I didn't realize that is what she meant by "like banana" I thought an I was implied. I was going to ask for what?

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I'm surprised I still know as much Spanish as I do, haven't had a class in 3 years.

Dude, you live in SoCal.