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Thinking ahead, that'll just backfire.

Because ...

a) I'd likely glue my hand or fingers to something as well ... or,

B) Gives her an excuse to go "shopping" for new things.

"Shopping" ...

... "Shopping" ...

"Loading-up-three-fucking-carts-with-shit-we-already-have-or-don't-need-and-spending-stupid-amounts-of-money-for-no-reason-I'm-running-to-the-store-for-a-new-phone-come-back-with-half-a-grand-worth-of-clothes-and-it'll-be-one-goddamn-dress-she'll-wear-once-to-work-if-ever"

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man who knows with these stupid racist fudges?

Another thing about Tammi (I also refer to her as Moo) she didn't nail normal clothes...her ex hubby is a lieutenant in the police in her town and she nailed all his dress uniforms.

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Off to eat, tone out the ... I don't even know what you call her, and head to the gym.

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ahh margin! lol

Steve really I think you just need to hump her more. That is usually why I act up.

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my friend I have mentioned a couple times Tammi the bodybuilder got so pissed at her hubby for never helping out when she asked him to she nailed his clothes to the floor.

True story, My mother had a friend who was constantly beat by her husband. This went on for years. One night the lady snapped. She took and electric stapler and stapled the bed sheets down so tight that her husband couldn't move. Then she proceeded to beat him to death with a frying pan, and a broom. She got sent to prison for 5 years for it. I don't think she should have served a minute myself :)

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If she gets all female dogy or whiny or generally insane give her some dick, I swear it works at least just a little.

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tammi should have beaten her ex. he threw her into a washing machine and used to punch her straight in the face. pucking cop and his ego

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and it's not like someone punching my big ass. she's like 5'4 and 102 lbs

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Can't stand to see a man hit a woman :)

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people need to stop beating molesting and raping man. I want to live alone on an island sometimes.

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Twas the last thing I went to jail for :(

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I can't stand idley by and watch it happen. :)

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Saw a man smack his wife upside the head several times, for talking to me. :(

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She just asked me If I could hand her a plastic bag to put her produce in. :)

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So being the nice person I am. I held the bag out while she put the produce in it. :)

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I think you need to just go vigilante and kill some people.

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I continued around the produce section, when her husband came running over and started yelling and cussing at her. Calling her all kinds of names. Then he started smacking her. :(

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I over heard a lot of what he was saying, and it involved her talking to me. So I walked over and calmly told the guy that there was no need for all that. And I was sorry to cause any problems. :)

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i'm sorry to any of you ... but unless you're doing it out of thirsty desperation or health reasons drinking diet soda is faggy.

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He said shut the fudge up, and mind my own business. Then smacked his wife again. I caught his arm on the second swing. And told him if he felt the need to hit someone. He could hit me. :)

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I'm sure he took you up on that. A big crazyass who is obviously physical

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He threw the first punch, then I proceeded to throw the last punch(es). His wife and cops pulled me off of him. I was arrested for assault. Spent several weekends in jail, and had to do a couple hundred hours of community service. :(

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pucking bullchit. I would've bought you dinner.

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I would still do it again with out hesitating should the circumstances arise :)

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