Welcome to the IHoP

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My 9835 is no more

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But ,Salem City now has two more prisoners

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Met state trooper at my house yesterday. I went to the suspected idjuts house by myself first. Rolled past the house and they were standing around a beat up pos mustang lx. Looked to be putting a system in or something.

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They didn't notice, or seem to care when I drove by twice. Second time by, I saw my headunit laying on top of a trash can.

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Sum female dog, these bastages were really ballsy, or just plain fooking stupid. Standing out in the middle of broad day light. Passing a doob back and forth. I called up the state trooper. Told him he I see what appears to be my head unit laying on top of a trash can at thier house. And if he rides, by the smell of marijuana should lead him to the correct house

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Those bastards.

I'm sorry Ramos

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poor HU

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So this morning I've heard some stupid country song, Natalie Merchant, another stupid country song, and 2 in a row Paula Cole.

Help me I am in Hell.

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that's a NIN song btw.

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Ramos left....fudge

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wait...what color is my name...

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holy damn it's orange.

yayyyyyyyyyyyy

super high five for being an advanced member

by monday I'll have 1500 posts

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ATTENTION GUEST

register and help me whore it up on the IHOP

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quit pucking around

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If this racist big assed female dog transfers one more call to me I'm going home. She can stop talking to her dumbass family for 2 minutes

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I'm giving her 2 more stupid questions too. I can't forget my cold pizza in the fridge if I flip out and leave.

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I know my apple is a horrible color and you might not be able to read it, but thinking about the song Hoody Hoo gets me through Natalie-day (every day)

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That's the code for them killas

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Ooooh pucking coworker female dog. I can storm through doors with a smirk too. Congratulations, you have a 7th grade reading level and squinty eyes.

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muffin TOP

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Happy bday from the IHOP jntar.

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I miss Heather. I need to call Heather today.

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So I do my best kojak impersonation. And park in front of a house a little ways up, on the other side of the street. I sat there for a couple minutes before the trooper showed up. As soon as he pulled up in front of their house. One of the arseholes took off running. I thought oh hell nah, this sob ain't going no where. I hopped out of the car, and tackled the fook in the street. That felt so d@mn good Hit him so hard, my glasses flew off my face. 250 lbs vs. 100 lbs soaking wet with boots on makes for an ugly collision. The adrenaline was flowing now baby. I grabbed the dude by the ankle and drug him out of the road. About this time the trooper was coming down the street. He was smiling the entire time he was handcuffing dumb arse. He searched the dude I tackled and found a bag of marijuana, and little baggy of assorted pills. The other dude was clean except for the doob he tried to eat. And burnt the fook out of his lips with Not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Any who, he put them in his car, and called for the Salem City po po. I walked up to the trash can to pick up my head unit. It looked like they smashed it with a d@mn hammer. I waited for the Salem po po to show up. Filled out the report and all. THey were charged with possesion, possesion of paraphanalia (sp?), grand larceny, and resisting arrest. One boy is 19 the other is 18. Jail time bishes One of the salem cops was being kind of rude toward the trooper. He asked him why in the world was he up here in this neighborhood. Trooper man told him he was heading to lunch and was just driving through when he smelled marijuana, and saw those two smoking it. He said this gentleman ( me ) was up the street visiting some one and tackled the younger one in the street when he tried to run. Funny thing, there's no restaraunts in my neighborhood. Not even close I feel better that I got to hit one of them. But I'm still peaved they destroyed my 9835. At least justice was served Just to show my appreciation, I took the state trooper, his wife, and bossman all out to dinner.