Welcome to the IHoP

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and supac

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whats wrong with shannoon ?

[Heather 0]

i remember those days,  i told them i had bad kidneys...it stopped them until they saw my asvab or whatever scores, then instead of "sorry for bothering you" i got "we can get you exempt from anything physical"

they would have offered me a blowjob too  but the govt is like a lazy gf,  you think you're going to get blown but you just end up getting screwed

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Watch it! They aren't lazy....just don't like the foreplay!

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muffin TOP

thank you BK

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heather omg I want to laugh so bad but these humorless female doges are here.

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I thought you already WERE my best friend ??

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Yea...but where's my $$$........jk!

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I thought the deal was for a pack of gummi bears and a mini bottle of vodka?

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the effing army called me

only about ohh, the 5th time theyve done that

and i still tell them i dont want to join

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I'm 41 years old, and still get calls from them. Last one that called was from the Marines. I said damn man yall getting desperate ain't ya

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and it's not always true

sometimes you don't go through the right channels for the government to blow you

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you have to use your linguistic skills sometimes to get what you want. give the government a tongue lashing, you know?

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the effing army called me

only about ohh, the 5th time theyve done that

and i still tell them i dont want to join

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I'm 41 years old, and still get calls from them. Last one that called was from the Marines. I said damn man yall getting desperate ain't ya

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I talk to them all the time

Its maybe a 2 min convo, i know how to get them to hand up

Same with solicitors

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whats wrong with shannoon ?

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Apparently she doesn't like to be called shanoon! and she is working with some dumbass girl who likes to play really bad music!

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i guess you could start yelling all sorts of chit about the government watching you all the time and that the war is a mistake etc

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http://www.ohgizmo.com/2006/05/07/worlds-f...table-speakers/

Inflatable speakers!

wow, that's special

[ramos 2]

Solicitors can be fun. Especially the ones who start out saying " You want more money ? "

[Beat_Dominator 2]

BFF??

Hellz YEAH!

[ramos 2]

I usually tell them I'm allready wiping my arse with $50's I don't need anymore

[Heather 0]

I thought you already WERE my best friend ??

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Yea...but where's my $$$........jk!

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I thought the deal was for a pack of gummi bears and a mini bottle of vodka?

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How about a kit kat and a pepsi! I'm cheap!

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whats wrong with shannoon ?

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Apparently she doesn't like to be called shanoon! and she is working with some dumbass girl who likes to play really bad music!

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but but...i like it

[ramos 2]

Alrighty the witching hour is here.

[ramos 2]

I'm off to lay the smacketh down

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I usually tell them I'm allready wiping my arse with $50's I don't need anymore

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I tell them all i have is $1 for the bus and pull it out

Which i normally do

i never bring money to work

[Heather 0]

BFF??

Hellz YEAH!

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Edited May 9, 2006 by Heather

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orange,orange,orange,orange,black,orange,black,black,black, orange

[ramos 2]

Full report in the morning unless I'm in jail. If so then just read the paper

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anyone want to give me the cliff notes ?