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Question - do women have some sort of primal urge to keep talking to you about their current relationship, even if you have absolutely no desire to hear about it? Unless the one they're fucking is you?

Is it some sort of Succubus thing?

Leave me the fuck alone, devil woman.

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So what you think..... go with traditional CD stage, or go seperates and get a transport and a DAC?

Neither.

Analog is calling you to the dark side.

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Sounds like an attention whore to me. I rarely have that conversation with girls because I tend to weed sluts like that out early on.

Work on your "waste of time" filter.

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Remember that sort of retarded guy who was beaking my sideburns?

He called me a "cheesedick" today.  I laughed so hard that I almost pissed myself.  Then it came to me ... a sort of retarded guy just called me a "cheesedick" ... I wish I was sort of retarded so I could get away with calling people chit like that.

"Cheesedick" ... unbelievable.

Beaking?

There's a verb I haven't heard before.

You Canadiens are teh funnay sometimes. :peepwall:

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Sounds like an attention whore to me. I rarely have that conversation with girls because I tend to weed sluts like that out early on.

Work on your "waste of time" filter.

This one slipped by because it could actually make intelligent conversation for a time...new and improved model, I suspect.

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Ehh...I still may be able to wrangle some makeup sex out of this one.

We'll see.

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Rolls of fat? hehe...hardly.

My wimmins have one chin and weigh less than me, thank you.

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You've seen what I look like.

Where do I hide the other 350 pounds of me? Is that what I need such a large vehicle for?

lol

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You need your large vehicle so you can disguise it as an ice cream truck to lure small, unsuspecting children.

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You need your large vehicle so you can disguise it as an ice cream truck to lure small, unsuspecting children.

All I need now is a PA horn, and a CD of ice-cream truck music.

Drive through residential neighborhoods @ 3AM...slowly...

Who wants to come along?

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You don't need a wingman when working little kids.

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I have this strange urge to do that, actually...

Halloween, anyone? ;)

:D :D

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