Welcome to the IHoP

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Especially if their lesbians

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and I get to watch them do, um, "stuff"

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I just don't want nothing but gays hanging around in my bar all the time

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I want a nice family enviornment during the day time

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Then after 10 it turns into something along the lines of coyote ugly

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chicks half nekkid pouring the beers

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dancing around on tables

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Hmmm.....maybe I'll open a strip club

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make fatty cash and hang around nudie chicks all day long

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I can imagine the interview process now :drool:

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No strip clubs in my county

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I'd have no competition

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only problem is the county board ain't going to want to hand out a permit for a strip club

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So maybe I'll open an underground strip club.......

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like, in my basement :idea:

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sort of like a Boiler Room thing, only stripping instead of a casino

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how many pages can I fill up with useless rambling?

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Only time will tell

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specifically...the next ehhhh 51 minutes

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Then it's time to go home

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Which just means I'm 12 hours closer to having to come back in here

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So, you think a restaurant/bar would be a good idea?

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I'd imagine the initial capital requirements would be pretty substantial......

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Especially if I found a location that wasn't a previous restaurant

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that would suck