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[Chevy350TPI 12]

Some chick e-mailed my son and wants to meet him for "coffee or something" on Monday.

Either way he's going to wind up spending money, poor kid. Women are bad. Told him to stay single and retire by the time he's 30.

[kuijo 0]

It looked like a lamb fucked a wolf or something. Weird how there are still animals we have no idea about.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

It looked like a lamb fucked a wolf or something. Weird how there are still animals we have no idea about.

Them bastards @ Area 51 ... I'm tellin' ya.

*Waves at the bases security force who spends all day tracking down people on the internet typing stuff about the base. Don't deny it, we know you're watching*

[Patrick Simmons 0]

how do i become a member of g-unit?

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Buy a gun.

Cap gun works. Makes you look tuff ... t-u-f-f like Ponyboy and Dally.

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Does a watergun work, supersoaker style.

[JimJ 11]

Women are bad.

mmmkay?

[Acidburn 10]

New avatar 

nice

[Acidburn 10]

I'll be there...in about a week.

:woot:

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Does a watergun work, supersoaker style.

Even better. But it's gotta be one of those big ones with the backpack you fill with water ... those things can knock small animals on their asses real fast.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

nice

Just for you

[Acidburn 10]

alright guys, who wants to come pick me up and take me to Home Depot?

i'll take u to homo depot.

:woot:

[JimJ 11]

Getting started.

[JimJ 11]

Can I get a TOP?

[JimJ 11]

I think I can.

[dennisp 0]

Does a watergun work, supersoaker style.

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Even better. But it's gotta be one of those big ones with the backpack you fill with water ... those things can knock small animals on their asses real fast.

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one time i pumped a super soaker so much the water container exploded. i guess i'm just TOO hardcore.

[kuijo 0]

jim you want to ship me what you don't finish?

[dennisp 0]

im gonna be 21 by the end of the year. how old. eww.

[Acidburn 10]

Some chick e-mailed my son and wants to meet him for "coffee or something" on Monday.

Either way he's going to wind up spending money, poor kid.  Women are bad.  Told him to stay single and retire by the time he's 30.

ooo big pimpin

[Chevy350TPI 12]

one time i pumped a super soaker so much the water container exploded. i guess i'm just TOO hardcore.

You're definitely h-core ... maybe even hard-c ... either way, you're inducted into the G-Unit group.

[JimJ 11]

jim you want to ship me what you don't finish?

I believe that's against some state law...

[Acidburn 10]

It looked like a lamb fucked a wolf or something. Weird how there are still animals we have no idea about.

any pics?

chupacabre = goat soaker in spanish IIRC

[Acidburn 10]

Getting started.

lucky

[Chevy350TPI 12]

ooo big pimpin

If he doesn't wash the car he'll be riding his bike to meet her

[JimJ 11]

C'mon, you're in a dorm! That's like trying to find a drink in a speakeasy..

[Acidburn 10]

one time i pumped a super soaker so much the water container exploded. i guess i'm just TOO hardcore.

You're definitely h-core ... maybe even hard-c ... either way, you're inducted into the G-Unit group.

hXc mutha fudgea

[JimJ 11]

If he doesn't wash the car he'll be riding his bike to meet her

Pwnt!