Welcome to the IHoP

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it

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goes

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at

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the

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IHOP

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2 degrees and 2 feet of snow.

SC is calling me.

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p.38 B*tches!

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How are you?

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I'm okay.

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Cool whip is quite delectible.

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Yes, but only when used in accordance with the manufacturers recommendations.

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Or on a nice whore.

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And this thread is full of whores.

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And today I am on a conquest.

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To utter mass confusion throughout the IHOP.

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And disrupt the very nature of it's existence.

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Because I aim to be the most USELESS user here.

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Before I retire to reign as King of Idiots on SD.

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And I have a ton of coupons for free Angus Burgers from BK.

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Where the taste does NOT offset the cost.

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Did I mention I got laid last night?

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p.39 B*tches!

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I am contributing to the IHOP society.

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It's founding fathers would be so proud.

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I shall be KING!