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[Chevy350TPI 12]

For those who aren't married yet.

Set your rules out with the in-laws right away.

I did, but her mother is still a douchebag. I banned her from phoning our home ... actually, banned her altogether from our home last year (around the same time I bought my two newest handguns, go figure). Anyway, flat out told the female dog ... don't even drive down my goddamn street.

It's 6:00AM and I'm sleeping. You know, I like to sleep once in a while after working a 50 hour week. Nope.

Phone rings. It's the female dog. "I'm bleeding, come over here - you're going to have to take me to the hospital." Hangs up. Can't drive the truck, I just flat out won't let her in it. The Mazda is too hard to get into apparently. The IROC, you're kidding me. So I line my wifes (don't know how that works as I'm pretty sure I make the payments) passenger seat with black garbage bags and drive over there. "What took you so long?" You're kidding me, I go ... you're standing there and you look fine. "I'm bleeding." Right on, where's the blood? "In my pants, I'm bleeding from my ass."

Almost chit my pants laughing, but brought her to the hospital and dropped her off at the ER door ... politely reminded her to never phone my home again. She has a LifeLine, and I'm pretty sure 911 works fine - but noooo, God forbid we have to pay 50 bucks for an ambulance. She phones from the hospital, wife answers, looks at me, "Go pick my moth ..." 'Yeah, yeah ... I'm going.' Pick her up, bring her home, and politely remind her again that I'm pucking her daughter hard every night of the week. I doubt she'll phone over again.

She ruined our wedding and our life since then, so if you ever doubt your soon to be in-laws or in-laws, lay down the goddamn law before they screw things up for you. I'm serious here ... don't give them a key to your house, get caller ID and don't tell them about it, just don't even tell them where you live or have a phone period.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Just a little story for you.

True story. And a serious story. Don't fudge around with people.

[Acidburn 10]

wow.... thats pretty messed up steve

[Acidburn 10]

reminds me of the "my anus is bleeding" cartoon

[dennisp 0]

Pick her up, bring her home, and politely remind her again that I'm pucking her daughter hard every night of the week.  I doubt she'll phone over again.

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wow, i'm sorry steve. i was thinking, steve is kinda mean to go as far as putting trashbags over the seat but damn i'm glad u did. whole situtation sounds crappy, but at least you're trying to put your foot down.

[Supa_c 1]

Guns kill people.

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Its actually the bullets that kill.

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OH, I like your rationale on the stupid people as well. I'll have to let them know that! I still don't think they'll understand.

A couple weeks ago, we had a local girl get shot. She was 4 years old, maybe younger, but anyways. It was in the ghetto part of town, so you know how all that goes on the news. They like to exploit the poor. Anyways, they interviewed the girl's mother and her boyfriend. Well guess what. . . Mr. super smart boyfriend left his freaking gun just sitting on the coffee table. Of course they just happened to leave the room and the girl in there all alone and guess what happened. Then the mother gets in front of the camera with her genious boyfriend and goes on this rampage on how "guns kill people." Is she really that freaking stupid to be upset with gunmakers and politicians when her stupid ass boyfriend LEFT A LOADED PISTOL ALONE IN A ROOM WITH A CHILD???!!!

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What to do...what to do...

That foo needs to be shot

[Supa_c 1]

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ADD THIS DENIM

[Supa_c 1]

For those who aren't married yet.

Set your rules out with the in-laws right away.

I did, but her mother is still a douchebag.  I banned her from phoning our home ... actually, banned her altogether from our home last year (around the same time I bought my two newest handguns, go figure).  Anyway, flat out told the female dog ... don't even drive down my goddamn street.

It's 6:00AM and I'm sleeping.  You know, I like to sleep once in a while after working a 50 hour week.  Nope.

Phone rings.  It's the female dog.  "I'm bleeding, come over here - you're going to have to take me to the hospital."  Hangs up.  Can't drive the truck, I just flat out won't let her in it.  The Mazda is too hard to get into apparently.  The IROC, you're kidding me.  So I line my wifes (don't know how that works as I'm pretty sure I make the payments) passenger seat with black garbage bags and drive over there.  "What took you so long?"  You're kidding me, I go ... you're standing there and you look fine.  "I'm bleeding."  Right on, where's the blood?  "In my pants, I'm bleeding from my ass."

Almost chit my pants laughing, but brought her to the hospital and dropped her off at the ER door ... politely reminded her to never phone my home again.  She has a LifeLine, and I'm pretty sure 911 works fine - but noooo, God forbid we have to pay 50 bucks for an ambulance.  She phones from the hospital, wife answers, looks at me, "Go pick my moth ..." 'Yeah, yeah ... I'm going.'  Pick her up, bring her home, and politely remind her again that I'm pucking her daughter hard every night of the week.  I doubt she'll phone over again.

She ruined our wedding and our life since then, so if you ever doubt your soon to be in-laws or in-laws, lay down the goddamn law before they screw things up for you.  I'm serious here ... don't give them a key to your house, get caller ID and don't tell them about it, just don't even tell them where you live or have a phone period.

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ohhhh...so harsh ! yet so funny

What some like to refer to as an " old hag"

[Impious 1,476]

Well, squeaky is officially on 2 weeks vacation as of today

:woot:

[Beat_Dominator 2]

Well, squeaky is officially on 2 weeks vacation as of today

:woot:

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That can't be good.........

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Well, squeaky is officially on 2 weeks vacation as of today

:woot:

Same here ... well, Monday --> Wednesday anyway

Who knows, maybe you'll install something? Two weeks to wire up your right side mid and tweet? Hehe ...

[Chevy350TPI 12]

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[dennisp 0]

Well, squeaky is officially on 2 weeks vacation as of today

:woot:

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maybe squeak will actually install something.

ok who am i kidding

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Well, squeaky is officially on 2 weeks vacation as of today

:woot:

maybe squeak will actually install something.

ok who am i kidding

Just an excuse to use the smilie.

[dennisp 0]

Well, squeaky is officially on 2 weeks vacation as of today

:woot:

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maybe squeak will actually install something.

ok who am i kidding

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Just an excuse to use the smilie.

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dang you, your post wasnt there when i was typing it up. <1minute b4 me.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Sneeky snake in training.

[dennisp 0]

*slither*

[Impious 1,476]

Yeah....my master plan is to actually work on the install

If it isn't raining tommorrow, the entire interior is being torn down in honor of some Spectrum.....and then the "finishing" work really begins.

[Impious 1,476]

BTW.....if you guys see me on the forums alot, tell me to get my ass outside and get to work Procrastination is my best and most prominent trait.......

[Supa_c 1]

Get your ass oustide and work !

[dennisp 0]

so why exactly are u inside right now??

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Yeah....my master plan is to actually work on the install

If it isn't raining tommorrow, the entire interior is being torn down in honor of some Spectrum.....and then the "finishing" work really begins.

I want to see progress by Wednesday afternoon when I get back

Wednesday afternoon might just bring a whole bunch of pictures to SSA.

[Supa_c 1]

yay for pictures !

[dennisp 0]

at least i resined and glassed my doorpods. i = teh win

tomorrow: 1 more layer glass, bondo + sand -->pix

next week: work on saving money to buy vinyl and foam lol

grills arrive, and i put errrthang together. im sexcited.

[Supa_c 1]

If it were me id try them out in the resined fleece stage.