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aww shiieet here he comes now

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*vroom vroom* the babelicious vin diesel shows up with his crew of outlaws and misfits.

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best line of the movie: "i smell, *sniff sniff*, skanks. why dont you girls beat it before i leave treadmarks all over your face."

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ok i'm bored. i need a job.

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where's a good place to find job listings?

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at least i have wimbledon to watch....although it is just the woman. blah.

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damn they grunt a lot. they even have a grunt-o-meter

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i much prefer to watch andy roddick. that man's serve is a thing of beauty.

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you think maria sherapova is hot? i mean, she's no anna kournikova but she's aite i guess.

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at least she's good at tennis, cant say the same for anna.

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someone buy my ID mids! i want xxx's

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i sees the jim watching!

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i had carls jr for brunch. it was ok. nothing great as usual.

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i wonder what i'll have for dinner.

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either eat out or buy groceries.

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decisions decisions

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war of the worlds was intense. really scifi but i liked it.

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the alien barfs out sunkist at the end. twas funny.

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1500.

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im still a young grasshopper...wtf!

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have you guys seen that verizon commercial where there's 3 james earl jones and theyre talking to each other. 2 of em are arguing about whats better, the low price or the higher speeds. i HATE it. is it supposed to be some copy of that budweiser commercial where the 2 hot chicks argue over it being better cuz it's less filling or has great taste. and then they wrestle in a fountain and rip each other's clothes off. the verizon commercial just doesnt have the same effect.

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ok theyre on the 2nd point and venus and sherapova are already grunting.

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wow. sherapova can hit with both hands. ambisextrous!

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nice choice of food tom,

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i think i'll get something to eat soon too.