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Some lady wants 4 6ft subs.

I know you don't like my sexual innuendo, but there's something there.

I always wanted to work in a delicatessen...so one day, a woman would come in and ask me to give her some tongue. And I'd say, 'I don't get off 'till four 'o clock'. And she'd say, 'I don't get off at all, that's why I'm looking for some tongue!'" - Carlin

awww Jack, we're having so much fun

He's too easy to tweak. No challenge.

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jim, yep...going to work in about 10 minutes...yay...

^^^ see the excitement?

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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i guess i'm missing out on the fun over at ca.com...u guys should post some links..

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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jim, yep...going to work in about 10 minutes...yay...

It should be illegal to go to work that early.

guess i'm missing out on the fun over at ca.com

You're not missing much. Just a bunch of teenagers having a cock fight, pun intended.

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this 1am chit is for the birds..big time...

though last nite was sweet....

1)went tanning (had too, don't wanna fry in jamaica)

2)went swimming here at the house. water was 85* and awesome

3)banged the wifey in the shower...that was just way too much fun..hehe

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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jim, yep...going to work in about 10 minutes...yay...

It should be illegal to go to work that early.

guess i'm missing out on the fun over at ca.com

You're not missing much. Just a bunch of teenagers having a cock fight, pun intended.

agreed...

:idiot: ca.com

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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I have to go to work early.

Some lady wants 4 6ft subs.

you work for audiobahn?

Sub sandwhich

4 6ft subs? damn, the female dog is hungry...i wonder if she's heard of trimspa?

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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and if she hasn't, u need to inlighten her...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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i want to get paid

don't we all...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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Its for a party you retards.

Ameci( where i work) does catering.

At least i have a vareity of food to choose from unlike pizza hut/dominos ect

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sure it is elias.....

but it's ur story..u tell it...

hehe

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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1)went tanning (had too, don't wanna fry in jamaica)

It takes a real man to admit that they went tanning.

3)banged the wifey in the shower...that was just way too much fun..hehe

You reedemed yourself. Fun, isn't it? :D

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and with that...

i've showered and shaved...

time for the :poop:

and then i'm outy for work!

u fellows have fun...talk to y'all later!!

and hey...........let's be careful out there!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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Is it me or do people who want to buy things you have forsale seem incredibly stupid. ?

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1)went tanning (had too, don't wanna fry in jamaica)

It takes a real man to admit that they went tanning.

3)banged the wifey in the shower...that was just way too much fun..hehe

You reedemed yourself. Fun, isn't it? :D

thanks jim...and yep! reedemtion was sweet!!

elias...u know why.....lol...... :postwhore:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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1)went tanning (had too, don't wanna fry in jamaica)

It takes a real man to admit that they went tanning.

3)banged the wifey in the shower...that was just way too much fun..hehe

You reedemed yourself. Fun, isn't it? :D

thanks jim...and yep! reedemtion was sweet!!

elias...u know why.....lol...... :postwhore:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

Thats not true !

:huh:

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is there a way to untan?

cuz that's what i need.

ive been mistaken for a mexican :(

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ive been mistaken for a mexican

You got problem, ese?

Maybe you should get 10" wheels and tires to make the transformation complete :)

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