Welcome to the IHoP

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I'm in trouble. For the past 3 days, I've been searching Mustangs and bikes on CL. I might have a deal worked out to trade my amps for a fox body. Here goes the bank account again.

[///M5 2,833]

Hey, I made some caramels too. Leftover byproduct of making Turtles. Mine are simple. Pecan, caramel, chocolate.

Amusingly caramel is easy to make. Just don't stir. SO HARD not to, but if you do it's fuxored.

[dem beats 1,223]

What?????? We stir the entire time!

What is this no stir shit?

We make caramels every year. In laws tradition. That uber wide spine and ultra sharp debabocho come in handy!

[///M5 2,833]

What?????? We stir the entire time!

What is this no stir shit?

We make caramels every year. In laws tradition. That uber wide spine and ultra sharp debabocho come in handy!

You like grainy caramel?

[///M5 2,833]

You need a good pan, uneven heats a bitch.

[///M5 2,833]

You even so much as bump the pan at the wrong time and the consistency goes to hell

[///M5 2,833]

Perhaps you use different ingredients though. Mine is made from sugar. Usually beet and corn. At the end, cream & butter.

[///M5 2,833]

Salt of course....since its food.

[///M5 2,833]

Once you add the dairy you can stir

[dem beats 1,223]

What?????? We stir the entire time!

What is this no stir shit?

We make caramels every year. In laws tradition. That uber wide spine and ultra sharp debabocho come in handy!

You like grainy caramel?

No grains in my caramel home boy!

[dem beats 1,223]

Perhaps you use different ingredients though. Mine is made from sugar. Usually beet and corn. At the end, cream & butter.

Brown sugar, karo, sweeten condensed, and a splash of vanilla at the end.

I think that is it.

[dem beats 1,223]

You need a good pan, uneven heats a bitch.

Replaceable non stick. We make it at the wifes parents house. They even use electric cook top. We make about 5-8 batches for family and co workers etc.

This year we made chocolate bark with almods and salt, toffee, and one mint.

Then chocolate dipped pretzel rods, same toppings minus the mint. I would like to make a caramel drizzle for them some year, but that sounds like a biatch.

I would like to try to see the difference from yours to how we make it.

[sandt38 448]

Another motherfucker be messaging me about BP shit yo.

Fucking bastards!!!!

[ssh 924]

Talk about a PITA to find a place to shoot in SD. Ended up going inland east of Julian to the blm land. Shit was fenced off too, but we found a spot next to a "no dumping" sign--rofl.

[Julian 641]

Talk about a PITA to find a place to shoot in SD. Ended up going inland east of Julian to the blm land. Shit was fenced off too, but we found a spot next to a "no dumping" sign--rofl.

East of me? lol

[ssh 924]

Talk about a PITA to find a place to shoot in SD. Ended up going inland east of Julian to the blm land. Shit was fenced off too, but we found a spot next to a "no dumping" sign--rofl.

East of me? lol

Not that east. You over chilling in the sand.

[sandt38 448]

Julian is awesome for everything apple in So Cal.

[sandt38 448]

My son has officially destroyed our back yard with his bike. My wife is gonna shoot him when she gets home.

[ssh 924]

Julian is awesome for everything apple in So Cal.

I did get some apple pie.

[ssh 924]

My son has officially destroyed our back yard with his bike. My wife is gonna shoot him when she gets home.

That's hilarious. Better drink up before the show.

[sandt38 448]

My son has officially destroyed our back yard with his bike. My wife is gonna shoot him when she gets home.

That's hilarious. Better drink up before the show.

Way ahead of you. A friend of mine brought in some awesome apple pie moonshine for me for Christmas. Very tasty, and very strong.

[Sencheezy 689]

My son has officially destroyed our back yard with his bike. My wife is gonna shoot him when she gets home.

That's hilarious. Better drink up before the show.

Way ahead of you. A friend of mine brought in some awesome apple pie moonshine for me for Christmas. Very tasty, and very strong.

120proof strong, or 180proof strong?

[sandt38 448]

My son has officially destroyed our back yard with his bike. My wife is gonna shoot him when she gets home.

That's hilarious. Better drink up before the show.

Way ahead of you. A friend of mine brought in some awesome apple pie moonshine for me for Christmas. Very tasty, and very strong.

120proof strong, or 180proof strong?

180 proof strong. Not store bought stuff... back woods stuff. That is the best part about having moved to NC, the moonshine is awesome.

[ssh 924]

My son has officially destroyed our back yard with his bike. My wife is gonna shoot him when she gets home.

That's hilarious. Better drink up before the show.

Way ahead of you. A friend of mine brought in some awesome apple pie moonshine for me for Christmas. Very tasty, and very strong.

Sounds yummy.

[nem 2,019]

My son has officially destroyed our back yard with his bike. My wife is gonna shoot him when she gets home.

That's hilarious. Better drink up before the show.

Way ahead of you. A friend of mine brought in some awesome apple pie moonshine for me for Christmas. Very tasty, and very strong.

120proof strong, or 180proof strong?

180 proof strong. Not store bought stuff... back woods stuff. That is the best part about having moved to NC, the moonshine is awesome.

Nothing better!