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[///M5 2,833]

At least you weren't peeing out your ass at the same time. The trifecta!

[jonbearsmt 919]

damn man.. every one is taking what im saying incorrectly..........

i guess i should learn just to keep my opions to my self..... and be a butter head

[jonbearsmt 919]

[jonbearsmt 919]

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[sandt38 448]

I angered the gods somehow. Having a little vomitathon 2012.

This train ain't stopping until those intestines are empty.

I went through that last weekend. Been kinda nauseous since. The fam had it the week before, even the grandkids. The boss had it last week, and most everyone in the shop has dealt with it from just a tad sick, to taking time off. It is going around, bigtime.

[sandt38 448]

On a positive note, they fired our disgusting slob of a used car sales manager.

[Godsmack 361]

On a positive note, they fired our disgusting slob of a used car sales manager.

What made him so horrible?

J

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

New work out cycle is talking to me hours later.

[sandt38 448]

On a positive note, they fired our disgusting slob of a used car sales manager.

What made him so horrible?

J

What didn't?

I deal with the used car sales guys a lot. The first time I went over there he was sitting at his desk, and he had like 5 boxes of Kentucky Fried Chicken shit in front of him. Chicken, biscuits, gravy, just tons of shit. He must have had 1/4 of a chicken in one cheek, biscuits and gravy in the other and he was jamming more biscuits into his mouth while he was talking to me. He had grease running down his arms, and chunks of food flying out of his mouth. I have never seen someone with so much food in their mouth, and eat in such a disgusting fashion. He is about 5'6", and he has to go at least 400 pounds. Every time I go by the front building he is outside or in the detail shop smoking. He must smoke 2-3 packs a day at work. FWIW, I am not exaggerating in the slightest. He comes over to the shop and bitches about his gastric reflux shit. No shit? The guy always has food and is shoving it by the pound into his mouth. He can't walk across the parking lot without panting like he has just run a marathon.

He gets a program car. As a used car sales manager it is a used car. He constantly comes over and digs through the keys of cars we haven't checked in. Basically we get ~40 cars a month in the used car lot. We go through all cars, and perform quite a bit of repair work to get them up to par for sale. It is not uncommon for use to spend $2K in parts (that is our cost on parts, easily 1/2 of your cost on parts) to get the car fit for the lot. We warrant them for 3 years, 30K, so we really go apeshit fixing them. He will say that he doesn't care if the work is done, just be sure they are safe. So we check them and within a day or 2 he comes back complaining... well no shit, we didn't fix it yet, asshole. Apparently he is grabbing cars so he doesn't have to put gas in them. He is allotted $25 a week for fuel in a program vehicle. This is how he bypasses it.

He was fired because "He cares more about smoking, food, and the next car he is going to drive home rather then selling cars". Our repo rate on used cars has gone from ~5% to over 25%. He is giving cars to everyone, just to boost his monthly numbers. But the repos and back-offs (someone who gives a car back before the 30 day contract period is up) do count against his numbers.

The guy is a complete scumbag. He is a used car salesman to used car salesmen. I wouldn't piss on this fuckin asshole to put out a fire.

[dem beats 1,223]

At least you weren't peeing out your ass at the same time. The trifecta!

I was. Super proud I didn't shit my pants. I was sure it was going to happen.

[dem beats 1,223]

New work out cycle is talking to me hours later.

The burning lets you know it's working.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

New work out cycle is talking to me hours later.

The burning lets you know it's working.

Yup, when my hunger drive keeps going, I know I've hit a good one.

[dem beats 1,223]

Seth, sounds like it's good he is gone. If I bump into him I will use my anal piss to put out the fire I started on his face.

:-)

People like that give sales guys a bad wrap.

Edited December 18, 2012 by dem beats

[dem beats 1,223]

New work out cycle is talking to me hours later.

The burning lets you know it's working.

Yup, when my hunger drive keeps going, I know I've hit a good one.

When I feel like eating every hour I know I'm on track. It was impossible to gain weight when I had this manual labor job and was lifting and going to martial arts classes. I would go through a picknick family sized cooler of food a day.

Only 70% was healthy food too. Half my lunches with the fellas were 2 tripple whoppers and fries and a half gallon of whole milk. Easily scratched 7500 kcal a day some of those days.

I miss that truely hungry feeling. Proud of ya Aaron. It's hard to do as we get older and even more so with you having the little man and basically 3 jobs of work and playing soccer.

[sandt38 448]

Seth, sounds like it's good he is gone. If I bump into him I will use my anal piss to put out the fire I started on his face.

:-)

People like that give sales guys a bad wrap.

It really is. I hate to sound happy that someone lost their job right at Christmas, but this dude is a total fuckin dirtball. I mean a complete scumbag.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

New work out cycle is talking to me hours later.

The burning lets you know it's working.

Yup, when my hunger drive keeps going, I know I've hit a good one.

When I feel like eating every hour I know I'm on track. It was impossible to gain weight when I had this manual labor job and was lifting and going to martial arts classes. I would go through a picknick family sized cooler of food a day.

Only 70% was healthy food too. Half my lunches with the fellas were 2 tripple whoppers and fries and a half gallon of whole milk. Easily scratched 7500 kcal a day some of those days.

I miss that truely hungry feeling. Proud of ya Aaron. It's hard to do as we get older and even more so with you having the little man and basically 3 jobs of work and playing soccer.

Thanks for the positive words. I am so cranked into my schedule, I am almost dependent on my work outs. Still slowly dropping a little weight here and there. Speaking of jobs, considering being a manager for a DJ I know. Wouldn't be too much, but we will see.

[Godsmack 361]

Seth, sounds like it's good he is gone. If I bump into him I will use my anal piss to put out the fire I started on his face.

:-)

People like that give sales guys a bad wrap.

It really is. I hate to sound happy that someone lost their job right at Christmas, but this dude is a total fuckin dirtball. I mean a complete scumbag.

From the sounds of it I'd be a better used car guy than he was and I have never sold a car in my life.

J

[dem beats 1,223]

I desperately need a real job. Managing a DJ sounds like it would be one hell of a fun gig though.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

I desperately need a real job. Managing a DJ sounds like it would be one hell of a fun gig though.

I did it a little in the past in the summers.

[sandt38 448]

I desperately need a real job. Managing a DJ sounds like it would be one hell of a fun gig though.

My ex-wife's brother did that. He ran a DJ/Karaoke outfit. He did really well for himself, and had a blast. But he has since moved on to Creston programming. He did say (the last time I spoke to him) that he seriously misses doing it.

[///M5 2,833]

New sig. FTW

[topgun 262]

New sig. FTW

Haven't had signatures on for years.

[///M5 2,833]

Me neither

[dem beats 1,223]

I'll have to turn them on to peep it.

[///M5 2,833]

Aaron, I would have voted but I don't have FB or Twitter