Welcome to the IHoP

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I could also go for some softshell crabs. That sounds really good. Any shellfish would be nice, but softshell crabs sound especially awesome.

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All you hoppers must have lives. Waiting outside the massage place for the wife.

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Jack came with for a car ride, as he loves the truck. A little girl was making wolf howling noises as she walked by and then saw Jack's head out the window. He didnt bark or make any noise but her eyes were as big as dinner plates.

Super cute.

He is not a fan of the people who are parking and leaving in the spots next to us. He is suspicious.

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I asked him where mom is and he is just heartbroken. Keeps looking into the passenger seat and then at any noise then pushing my arm to get pets.

What a big baby. He is so confirmed in his place as the subordinate, and protector it is crazy. He won't let the wife shower alone. And if she does close the door on him he will lay by the door until she comes out. I really think sometimes he knows I told him his job is to watch her. Somehow he picked up on it at least.

If I walked into the house unwelcome he would make md piss my pants, but he is so soft and gentle to people he knows well. He got spooked at the mother in laws house once and freaked. Ended up jumping on the couch where grandma was. He walked around on the couch her somehow never even touching her and curled up next to her on the floor to apologize. He knows furniture is a huge no no.

When he got upset stomachs he would eat things like TP, once broke into a MIL nylon duffle in a closet and got at some .22 rounds..... but then he would kennel himself and show us what he did then kennel himself again.

We got really luck with this pup.

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If he doesn't like someone, which is rare if I introduce him to them, he is downright scary.

His bark is so loud and forceful it makes all the windows in the house shimmy. And he has this habbit of barking 2-3" from peoples groin. You can feel it vibrate your pelvis. It is completely disconcerting.

And his mouth opens up wider than many peoples waist. And everyones hip.

If you knock or ring the doorbell you must be evil too. And forget tje front door. You must be Satan if you come to that door.

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I won't be doing it much more in my life, but I also make my own broth for "ramen" or udon noodles now.

I make the dashi and then add soy, or mushroom soy and mirin(no miso). Omg, so good with udon noodles. Float a couple eggs in there with boiling hot broth and it is heaven. Makes a super good rich soup. Fast 12 grams of protein.

I like a mix of light and dark soy. And by light I don't mean "lite" but light color soy.

The seaweed you want to add to your miso is called wakame. Fucking yummy.

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Instant dashi is way more acceptable than instant any other broth btw.

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I cheat with instant dashi usually just when I want noodles.

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Night time noodle crave.

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Last night at the haunt and the numbers were not awesome, but good. Over all it was an awesome haunt season for us. Easily 7k plus people this year!

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I don't like wakame with noodles for some reason. Just miso and tofu. Maybe some mushboomz

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Someone may have gotten out the liquid ass tonight.

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Sad part is I walked right into it face first!

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And my shirt smelled like shit all night!

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but hey I may deserve it.

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Awesome Neal!

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Awesome Neal!

I took it like a champ or atleast I made it look like that.

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Manly tears FTMFW.

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Hold me closer Tony Danza

Count the headlights on the highway

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Get rythem when you get the blues.

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Gimme love, gime crazy love

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If he doesn't like someone, which is rare if I introduce him to them, he is downright scary.

His bark is so loud and forceful it makes all the windows in the house shimmy. And he has this habbit of barking 2-3" from peoples groin. You can feel it vibrate your pelvis. It is completely disconcerting.

And his mouth opens up wider than many peoples waist. And everyones hip.

If you knock or ring the doorbell you must be evil too. And forget tje front door. You must be Satan if you come to that door.

Jack's antics sound fun

Mine gets into home defense mode if somebody touches the mailbox.

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Last night at the haunt and the numbers were not awesome, but good. Over all it was an awesome haunt season for us. Easily 7k plus people this year!

If I ever get to the US I'll do all that I can to visit. After seeing pics of scared people I want to experience that too

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He is a hoot Adrian. He especially hates the people selling religion. I don't know how he knows, but he is convinced of their evil.

On the flip side he is the best snuggler on the planet. He is always down for a puppy pile nap. Always submissive, but will always have his chin on your arm or hand, or pushing against you. Then he knows when you get up.

I really need to find a bitch for him. His temperment needs to be imprinted on more dogs. He is a credit to the breed, even though he is a runt.

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When I was ill and stayed on the couch for 3 days I got to see his days. Sleeps all day, but once every few hours does a lap to make sure there is nothing weird, then back to sleep.

He isn't much of a sympathizer when I am sick though. He basically snubs me and tells me to gangster up. Doesn't like seeing me weakened. When my joints hurt he is a peach though. I dont know what he thinks the difference is but pain he accepts and helps, but illness he acts aloof.

In the morningnor when i am in rough shape he will help me get off the couch, or floor if I sat down with him. Acts much more gentle until the pain dies down in the morning.

It is adorable. We got super lucky.