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[///M5 2,833]

That'll have "bite" AND taste good. Assuming of course you use at least reasonable tequila. ie, nothing with the Cuervo lable

Like they say when cooking with wine: "don't use anything you wouldn't drink". I don't buy any booze that I can't sip straight. That being said I typically don't buy anything that costs more than 25 bucks for a 1.75 L bottle, either. Agavales Silver/Gold, Sauza Silver/Gold/Blue, Canadian Mist, Benchmark #8, Rebel Yell, Old Crow, George Dickel, Diplomatico, Flor de Cana, Mount Gay, and Cruzan are my current go-tos.

Sauza Hornitas is my go to Marg Tequila

[///M5 2,833]

and I do mean bite

Too much sweet and not enough booze.

Try:

Rocks glass full of ice

Juice one lime

2 shots tequila

.5 shot/splash of Cointreau

Sweet syrup to taste. none is necessary with good limes, but we sure the fuck rarely get those.

Tried muddling the lime with the booze? Does wonders.

I am definitely a muddler in general. Comes with tending bar for four years and trying to figure out how to improve your tip jar

[///M5 2,833]

Around here they put a tarp in their bed and fill it with water and drive around like they are cool.

Make shift pools rofl.

Make shift douchebag pools, yes.

and then run a pipe from the exhaust so they can have a jacuzzi.

and get high at the same time.

Sounds like a Southern thing for sure.

[ssh 924]

It's fucking pouring here!

Gay! Send some my way!

It just stopped, maybe it's heading up.

No rain here today, just humidity

RAIN! Oh it smells good! Nobody outside Arizona understands how nice it is to get rain.

Did it rain last night, or this morning?

[nem 2,019]

Around here they put a tarp in their bed and fill it with water and drive around like they are cool.

Make shift pools rofl.

Make shift douchebag pools, yes.

and then run a pipe from the exhaust so they can have a jacuzzi.

and get high at the same time.

Sounds like a Southern thing for sure.

Maybe sitting in the center farting might add a little extra?

[dem beats 1,223]

I feel like crap.

:-(

[nem 2,019]

I feel like crap.

:-(

[dem beats 1,223]

:-(

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=55117&endYear=2013&modelCode1=911&sortBy=derivedpriceASC&startYear=2003&makeCode1=POR&listingType=used&firstRecord=51&searchRadius=500&maxPrice=50000&listingId=324837373&Log=0

[NB50 206]

Around here they put a tarp in their bed and fill it with water and drive around like they are cool.

Make shift pools rofl.

Make shift douchebag pools, yes.

and then run a pipe from the exhaust so they can have a jacuzzi.

and get high at the same time.

Sounds like a Southern thing for sure.

Maybe sitting in the center farting might add a little extra?

lol, no they'd feed one of the youngins a bunch o beans and put them in the middle.

[///M5 2,833]

:-(

http://www.autotrade...324837373&Log=0

Ohio isn't that far

[///M5 2,833]

Still hungover Matt?

[dem beats 1,223]

No, not hung over, I think it could be sinus'

[dem beats 1,223]

I have no clue how that microscopic cayman is still in my mind. appointed like shit, numbers say excelleration is slower than the c63, but it is the only car that made me have a response to driving t.

[dem beats 1,223]

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=55117&endYear=2013&modelCode1=911&startYear=2004&makeCode1=POR&listingType=used&numRecords=100&searchRadius=0&maxPrice=50000&listingId=325103326&Log=0

[dem beats 1,223]

Yellow goofy porsche. looks all gt3ish.

[///M5 2,833]

P cars do that to people.

[nem 2,019]

Said car is going to be my midlife crisis in the next 5 years. I hope.

[///M5 2,833]

Shit midlife indeed, thanks for reminding me that I'm aging.

[dem beats 1,223]

I dont think i have driven a 997..... I wonder if the 997 S would be speedy enough....

[dem beats 1,223]

Mid life is now.

[///M5 2,833]

I dont think i have driven a 997..... I wonder if the 997 S would be speedy enough....

It's all relative. You currently drive an Expedition...

[dem beats 1,223]

And a 954 bike.

:-)

[dem beats 1,223]

I should be a gemini. 2 people, in one guy.

[///M5 2,833]

My bike is a boat...but I'm a fish

[Tirefryr 1,742]

http://www.autotrade...325103326&Log=0

That is hideous.