Welcome to the IHoP

[///M5 2,833]

Wasn't enough sun outside?

It's almost impossible for me to reliably get Sun on my knees with any kind of intensity. In a tanning bed I can control exactly the intensity and duration. And I can hike the shorts up in the booth to a level that I wouldn't want to in public.

Knees are easy to get sun on, sit down

[ssh 924]

I liked both posts, but want to see it again.

Third times the charm?

[dem beats 1,223]

Now at 30 everything changes. It's nice being strong and sturdy. But I would rather just be flexable and healthy. I have to lift weights to make my back and shoulders and knees strong. If I don't, when I'm 60 I will be immobile.

I could eat what I want, when I want and not think so much about food. I wouldn't care about tanning, just keep my skin healthy.

Since I have to focus on some of these things though.... I just make the most of it.

[ssh 924]

No one else click this, except Matt.

You've been warned.

That's what you need.

[dem beats 1,223]

Wasn't enough sun outside?

It's almost impossible for me to reliably get Sun on my knees with any kind of intensity. In a tanning bed I can control exactly the intensity and duration. And I can hike the shorts up in the booth to a level that I wouldn't want to in public.

Knees are easy to get sun on, sit down

You would have laughed at me if you could have seen some of my poses in the back yard.

A few bucks and 10 min in a clean place is ok for me for now..

A side effect is I look WAY thinner just being a little darker. It's pretty silly.

[dem beats 1,223]

LMAO Stefan.

My heuvos grande. Would be flopping right out of those.

[dem beats 1,223]

My ass is nicer than that blondes.... So it is deserving.

[ssh 924]

LMAO Stefan.

My heuvos grande. Would be flopping right out of those.

Remember in Jackass when the one guy dressed up as old man, and his balls were hanging out? Dog was going ape shit trying to get'm, and the owner was shocked and embarrassed.

[Godsmack 361]

I liked both posts, but want to see it again.

Third times the charm?

Nah fourth.

J

[dem beats 1,223]

Never seen jackass.

[ssh 924]

Couldn't find the ball scene, but found another:

[///M5 2,833]

I liked both posts, but want to see it again.

Third times the charm?

Nah fourth.

J

whose counting?

[ssh 924]

Got an email from Amazon about some sale on Tactical shit, http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse/ref=pe_184930_24755090_pe_button/?node=3222111011

Not sure if the prices are really any better or not, but figured some of you rednecks, hillbillies, and the alike might find a deal.

[ssh 924]

http://www.amazon.com/Otis-Variety-Receiver-Brushes-Bronze/dp/B00162OKDY/ref=pd_rhf_ee_shvl9

Now that's a toothbrush!

[ssh 924]

http://www.amazon.com/ASP-Tactical-Lightweight-Handcuffs-Aluminum/dp/B000NNOJ0Q/ref=sr_1_6?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1341842674&sr=1-6

Something for the bedroom.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Nice Jordan, got to be cool to meet Lemmy.

[///M5 2,833]

Stefan, got a 16gb envelope late last week but opened it this am. Assume it's from you.

[///M5 2,833]

Any major preference for instruments or would you like me to just pick a sampling?

[///M5 2,833]

job interview in an hour and a half

[nem 2,019]

I liked both posts, but want to see it again.

Third times the charm?

Nah fourth.

J

whose counting?

Not me.

[topgun 262]

job interview in an hour and a half

I assume you are the interviewer and not the interviewee?

[dem beats 1,223]

job interview in an hour and a half

May they double your pay and half your work.

[ssh 924]

Any major preference for instruments or would you like me to just pick a sampling?

Yep that's me, no real preference, just a mix. Thanks

[Godsmack 361]

Nice Jordan, got to be cool to meet Lemmy.

It was pretty cool. Guy was nice as shit. His publicist tried saying he didn't have time to sign anything, but Lemmy grabbed my sharpie and laminate and signed it while looking at the guy as if to say 'well you're fucking fired'.

J

[dem beats 1,223]