Welcome to the IHoP

[nem 2,019]

Sound good to me.

Rather weird how similar in thinking we are in somethings.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I want some steak and Kroger has snow crab on sale for $5/lb.

[///M5 2,833]

Snow crabs are a lot of work

[nem 2,019]

Good yes, but shelling them does suck.

[dem beats 1,223]

Buckwheat noodles Damnit!

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Snow crabs are a lot of work

Good yes, but shelling them does suck.

I don't think so. They crack right in half by hand. Nothing hard about that.

[dem beats 1,223]

I want lobster now.

:-(

[jonbearsmt 919]

outback has steak and lobster for 14.99

[Godsmack 361]

outback has steak and lobster for 14.99

And Roto Rooter Has a full pipes cleaning for 175.97

No matter how good the deal is, its still a deal on shit.

J

[dem beats 1,223]

Lol.

I've never had steak there. My wife used to think of it as a real steakhouse though.

[topgun 262]

I've ate there once, won't again if I have a choice.

[topgun 262]

outback has steak and lobster for 14.99

And Roto Rooter Has a full pipes cleaning for 175.97

No matter how good the deal is, its still a deal on shit.

J

I'm going to remember that one.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

no I'm not drunk, I ran out of rum before that happened

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[topgun 262]

no I'm not drunk, I ran out of rum before that happened

Why is all the rum gone?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

But why is the rum gone?

[topgun 262]

There will be no living with her after this...

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

[ssh 924]

outback has steak and lobster for 14.99

And Roto Rooter Has a full pipes cleaning for 175.97

No matter how good the deal is, its still a deal on shit.

J

Oh that made me laugh.

[nem 2,019]

Rum and crab legs sound pretty good right now.

[nem 2,019]

But being here at work I can have neither.

Edited July 3, 2012 by nem

[Julian 641]

Cougar huh?

Yep 97 xl9 v8

Pretty quick for what it is

[///M5 2,833]

Buckwheat noodles Damnit!

That's lunch.