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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Ohhh i was in to whips 'n things she was into pain

I would beat her black and blue when she called me names

Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane

And i was in to whips 'n things she was into pain

Oh Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly`s Bar

She showed me her titties in Ronney Murphy's car

She was the first lady to let me go that far

Finger Fuckin' Sally down at Kelly's Bar

And Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high

Caught her in the bathroom, i thought she would die

Eatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry

Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high

Suck 'em Silly Shirley came out after dark

She would give us head jobs in Centennial Park

All the girls would snub her, said she was a narc

Suck 'em Silly Shirley from Centennial Park

Yes, good ole Bloody Mary's on the rag again

Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin

Suck 'em Silly Shirley got caught after dark

Finger Fuckin' Sally in Centennial Park

Now Pussy Eatin' Pamela's in the county jail

Suck 'em Silly Shirley left town on a rail

They sent Bloody Mary to the pen for life

Aaannnddd Finger Fuckin' Sally she became my wife

Edited May 8, 2012 by Penguin4x4

[dem beats 1,223]

LOL

peng are you on the sauce again?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

no comment

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

David Allan Coe and Tom Russell ftmfw

[dem beats 1,223]

At least share waddle master.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[///M5 2,833]

Going to OC for some chronic?

Chronic arguments with the CFO

[///M5 2,833]

<-- Going back to SF at the end of the month.

Was there a couple weeks ago. Rare city in CA that is worth a shit.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Applied for Level 4 Millwright Apprentice, Level 4 Electrician Apprentice, and Plant Operator in Training positions. I should hear back about at least one of those positions.

[ssh 924]

<-- Going back to SF at the end of the month.

Was there a couple weeks ago. Rare city in CA that is worth a shit.

I really enjoyed it last time. Hopefully this time I'll stay longer.

[ssh 924]

Applied for Level 4 Millwright Apprentice, Level 4 Electrician Apprentice, and Plant Operator in Training positions. I should hear back about at least one of those positions.

I know it shouldn't, but that reminds me of The Simpsons.

Hope one or another works out.

[Godsmack 361]

1/2 way through inking me up.

Guys I gotta tell you Jared's Honda is the BEST car I have even ridden in SQ wise. Surprisingly with a few dial changes the bass can get in your face too. Couldn't ask for better.

J

[ssh 924]

Looking forward to pics.

[ssh 924]

Bring his car back down to AZ too--So I can hear it!

[Godsmack 361]

Would if I could bro.

J

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

We crossed over 900k posts finally, now onward to 1million. Not that I am all that worried about total posts, but surprising how some boards on much more specific or smaller subject matter, have 4 & 5 times the posts we have in less then 1/2 the time.

[ssh 924]

We crossed over 900k posts finally, now onward to 1million. Not that I am all that worried about total posts, but surprising how some boards on much more specific or smaller subject matter, have 4 & 5 times the posts we have in less then 1/2 the time.

Dats cuz we no bullshit, cept for da hop.

[Julian 641]

Just ordered my 320a Mechman Alt, FUCK YEAH!

Got it for an awesome price.. 540 shipped, other places wanted 600-700 for a similar alt.

[ssh 924]

MikeMartel: Good mornin.

Me: hi

MikeMartel: whats up.

Me: not much, had a bad dream that my car broke down, had it at a shitty shop, and was under the impression that it would be cheaper to get a new car then fix mine

Me: and they kept showing me extra cars they had laying around, ALL shit

Me: some weren't even cars

Me: one was a weird bike that you could do squats on while riding

MikeMartel: Sounds like one hell of a dream

Me: and they also had me drive a RC car around, and then I was like WTF?

MikeMartel: Wtf mna

MikeMartel: You have some vivid dreams dont you.

Me: Then I finally spoke to the mechanics, and they didn't want to help

Me: i was like what exactly is broken

Me: and I remember the guy kept mumbling, I couldn't tell WTF he was saying

Me: I kept asking and asking, and finally this girl next to him was nice and said "He said dicopter hood"

Me: you need a new hood

Me: I was like WTF, how does a hood f*** up my car?

Me: Then I woke up

Wabam! Pretty good I remembered my entire shitty dream from last night.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Applied for Level 4 Millwright Apprentice, Level 4 Electrician Apprentice, and Plant Operator in Training positions. I should hear back about at least one of those positions.

I know it shouldn't, but that reminds me of The Simpsons.

My dad having the same job as Homer Simpson is just one of many reasons it is my favorite TV show of all time. The fact I have the opportunity to be in the same line of work is just icing on the cake.

"D'OH! WHO THOUGHT A NUCLEAR REACTOR COULD BE SO COMPLICATED!?!?!"

Edited May 8, 2012 by Penguin4x4

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Applied for Level 4 Millwright Apprentice, Level 4 Electrician Apprentice, and Plant Operator in Training positions. I should hear back about at least one of those positions.

I know it shouldn't, but that reminds me of The Simpsons.

My dad having the same job as Homer Simpson is just one of many reasons it is my favorite TV show of all time. The fact I have the opportunity to be in the same line of work is just icing on the cake.

"D'OH! WHO THOUGHT A NUCLEAR REACTOR COULD BE SO COMPLICATED!?!?!"

[ssh 924]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]