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[///M5 2,833]

Some women never bleed, they can pop their cherry riding a bike when they're 8 years old.

Some women's cherries pop just looking at me.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Notepad is the easiest way to make a website

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.autoblog.com/2012/02/01/audi-pumps-out-new-twin-turbo-tdi-3-0l-v6-w-audio/

I like it, especially the fancy exhaust thingamajigger

[Tirefryr 1,742]

leaving this here for Tirefryr (can't recall names at this point, hopped up on cold medicine)

Um . . .

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

ribbed for his pleasure!

[ssh 924]

Some women never bleed, they can pop their cherry riding a bike when they're 8 years old.

Some women's cherries pop just looking at me.

That made me chuckle.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

If you finger a virgin girl frequently is there a possibility she won't bleed the first time you have sex?

I've fucked 3 virgins and none ever bled. With all the shit they stick up there anyways, they're virginity is most likely gone long before actual intercourse.

[ssh 924]

Notepad is the easiest way to make a website

Notepad++ for color syntax. So much easier to read.

[Luke.H 33]

I have to create a website with my resume on it for a BIS class and was wondering if anyone had any software suggestions for doing this. Our book reccomended Word, but I've heard it can be a PITA to use for that purpose.

What exactly does a website entail? Multiple pages, a single page for the resume?

Multiple pages, basically a page for each section of the resume. I'll look into notepad. It doesn't need to be fancy, just satisfy his grading rubric.

[ssh 924]

I have to create a website with my resume on it for a BIS class and was wondering if anyone had any software suggestions for doing this. Our book reccomended Word, but I've heard it can be a PITA to use for that purpose.

What exactly does a website entail? Multiple pages, a single page for the resume?

Multiple pages, basically a page for each section of the resume. I'll look into notepad. It doesn't need to be fancy, just satisfy his grading rubric.

If your on a windows computer, you have notepad. It's going to require typing up some html & css for formatting all the text.

Are you getting a grade on how the site is written up? Or purely on the content (resume)?

You could be a complete schmuck, make the page as an image, then use <img src="imagefile.jpg" alt="my page bitch" />

And use <a href="otherpage.html">link to other page</a> on top.

[nem 2,019]

Some women never bleed, they can pop their cherry riding a bike when they're 8 years old.

Some women's cherries pop just looking at me.

That made me chuckle.

Guess I am not the only one with that problem.

[nem 2,019]

So this is going on currently with the wife's convention. I might have to take a peek tomorrow.

http://www.phillyautoshow.com/

[ssh 924]

Take the S60 R for me.

[nem 2,019]

Take the S60 R for me.

If I get to go, I will take so pictures.

[Jmac 24]

More interested in the Subaru BRZ, myself.

[ssh 924]

More interested in the Subaru BRZ, myself.

Yeah that too. Of course someone can say were missing the porsche and lambo.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

More interested in the Subaru BRZ, myself.

Yeah that too. Of course someone can say were missing the porsche and lambo.

Porsche looks pretty much just like every 911 ever made. Lambo hasn't changed much in 10 years, so, meh. The Subaru just looks odd to me. It's reminiscent of a smushed TVR. Love the S60R.

[dem beats 1,223]

found packers of briskets. If you need the Love Matt let me know. Restaurant Depot wholesale. Just took some finagling to get a membership

Awesome! I am all over it. Wifes favorite is brisket.

Anything else you want in bulk as well. Yesterday's special Angus Prime NY Strip $4.04 /lb (50+ lbs)

That is disgustingly good. I couldn't use that much quickly though and would have to freeze. I have never frozen beef for steaks before. Isn't that a bad idea?

[ssh 924]

found packers of briskets. If you need the Love Matt let me know. Restaurant Depot wholesale. Just took some finagling to get a membership

Awesome! I am all over it. Wifes favorite is brisket.

Anything else you want in bulk as well. Yesterday's special Angus Prime NY Strip $4.04 /lb (50+ lbs)

That is disgustingly good. I couldn't use that much quickly though and would have to freeze. I have never frozen beef for steaks before. Isn't that a bad idea?

What, you don't have the room for 50 pounds of beef?

[dem beats 1,223]

ribbed for his pleasure!

just like the ladies with herpes.

[dem beats 1,223]

found packers of briskets. If you need the Love Matt let me know. Restaurant Depot wholesale. Just took some finagling to get a membership

Awesome! I am all over it. Wifes favorite is brisket.

Anything else you want in bulk as well. Yesterday's special Angus Prime NY Strip $4.04 /lb (50+ lbs)

That is disgustingly good. I couldn't use that much quickly though and would have to freeze. I have never frozen beef for steaks before. Isn't that a bad idea?

What, you don't have the room for 50 pounds of beef?

Not in my belly in one sitting....

no homo.

[Impious 1,476]

So, one of my employees took a loan application from a foreign guy today. His first name is Suketukum.

I don't know how that's pronounced where ever the fuck it is he is from, but to me in English that's pronounced "Suck it to cum"

We had a good laugh about it

[Luke.H 33]

I have to create a website with my resume on it for a BIS class and was wondering if anyone had any software suggestions for doing this. Our book reccomended Word, but I've heard it can be a PITA to use for that purpose.

What exactly does a website entail? Multiple pages, a single page for the resume?

Multiple pages, basically a page for each section of the resume. I'll look into notepad. It doesn't need to be fancy, just satisfy his grading rubric.

If your on a windows computer, you have notepad. It's going to require typing up some html & css for formatting all the text.

Are you getting a grade on how the site is written up? Or purely on the content (resume)?

You could be a complete schmuck, make the page as an image, then use <img src="imagefile.jpg" alt="my page bitch" />

And use <a href="otherpage.html">link to other page</a> on top.

The content doesn't matter, it's just to prove we know how to make the website. I'm guessing he'll check to see how we did it, but he did say he didn't care what program we used. I have access to Windows or OSX. I just now thought about iWeb, I know it has some templates so I might even go that route if notepad doesn't work out.

[ssh 924]

Were you guys taught how to make one? Or does he simply think you should already know how? Seems a bit odd.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

More interested in the Subaru BRZ, myself.

That in addition to Toyota clone and the Genesis coupe are giving me warm memories of the mid-80's when Chrysler Conquests and Merkur XR4ti's were running around. I-4 Turbo with RWD sounds like a lot of fun for the money to me.