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I want to go fishing. . . And golfing. Golfing more so than fishing, but I'd really like to fuck some big titties.

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Aidan caught his first four fish today. Wasn't scared at all

:woot:

The little man is growing up!

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local Wally World is selling Choice brisket packers; too bad its probably this weekend only. Who would have thought I would ever buy meat from Wally World again? :lol:

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Godsmack, on 28 April 2011 - 02:57 AM, said:

Its like a date when you were single. You want to fuck that sexy blonde, but her dinner conversation skills are meh at best. BUT the booty is well worth it so you put up with it to get some right? Same principle

Now thats some funny shit. Well not very funny but very true. HA!

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Where's der engine.

The choice is left to you.

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local Wally World is selling Choice brisket packers; too bad its probably this weekend only. Who would have thought I would ever buy meat from Wally World again? :lol:

Regrettably it is usually where it is the easiest to get full packers here.

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rum and dr. pepper :sleepwerd4:

When I was partying hard it was always DP and 151. Then right after it came to my area I found the sailor. Now I'm addicted to SJ.

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rum and dr. pepper :sleepwerd4:

When I was partying hard it was always DP and 151. Then right after it came to my area I found the sailor. Now I'm addicted to SJ.

Mmmmm the good stuff. :)

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A 2mm-long bug called the lesser water boatman is the world’s loudest animal (proportionally speaking), according to researchers at the University of Strathclyde.

They attribute the bug’s ability to hit 99.2 decibels to its “singing penis,” which produces a loud noise by rubbing against the abdomen. It’s so loud, in fact, that researchers could hear it even when the bug was at the bottom of a river.

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When I was partying hard it was always DP and 151. Then right after it came to my area I found the sailor. Now I'm addicted to SJ.

This reads like a quote from a retired porn actress.

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Yep, was thinking 151 was some sort of super lube.

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It's true astrolube can't hold up. Too low of a flash point. When I get's down I need industrial strength.

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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for

don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam

And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates

ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die!

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It's true astrolube can't hold up. Too low of a flash point. When I get's down I need industrial strength.

Coconut oil FTMFW!

Sesame oil if she's Asian.

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